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  • Can I make it any more obvious?

    He didn't start out sucky until he hit my major pet peeve.

    SC: Do you think I can get some silverware?
    Me: Sure. *Goes to cubbards to get silverware and set it out*

    SC starts rummaging through the cubbards again.

    Me: Is there anything else I can help you find?
    SC: Can I get some bowls?
    Me: Sure thing. Let me finish helping this guest and I'll get them for you.
    SC: Unless I find them first.

    *Mental faceplam* I think the guest I was helping was able to see my annoyed face because of that.
    To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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    "Sir, please don't rummage around in our cupboards, that's where we keep the mousetraps."
    When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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    • #3
      Quoth MoonCat View Post
      "Sir, please don't rummage around in our cupboards, that's where we keep the mousetraps venemous snakes/spiders/tokay geckoes."
      fixed that for ya
      Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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      • #4
        "Sir, please don't rummage around in our cupboards, that's where we keep the mousetraps cranky, hungover rabid badgers."
        fixed the fix.
        look! it's ghengis khan!
        Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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        • #5
          Badgers? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!
          To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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          • #6
            Yes you do! Badgers are adorable and lovable!/perky
            see?
            :

            Just wook at does widdle death claws... ~squee~
            "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
            "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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            • #7
              I'll just leave this here

              http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
              I used to be disgusted... Now I'm just amused

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              • #8
                Quoth teh_blumchenkinder View Post
                Yes you do! Badgers are adorable and lovable!/perky
                see?


                Just wook at does widdle death claws... ~squee~


                *dies*

                *is ded of cyooote*

                *save to pics folder*

                What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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