One of my pet peeves at my hotel is guests who do not know how to turn the shower faucet on. Yea, I'll facepalm every time I get a call, and ya I might secretly think they're an idiot, but I will be polite as I explain how to do this.
Unless you're this SC. If you're anything like this SC, you'll call down and the first thing you ask is "How do I turn the motherfucking shower on?" Then yes, I will be a little condescending. I might even hint at the diagram on the wall in a very obvious place. I might even put you on hold so I can quickly answer the other incoming call. But I'll still help you. Sort of.
Unless you're this SC. If you're anything like this SC, you'll call down and the first thing you ask is "How do I turn the motherfucking shower on?" Then yes, I will be a little condescending. I might even hint at the diagram on the wall in a very obvious place. I might even put you on hold so I can quickly answer the other incoming call. But I'll still help you. Sort of.
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