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*sigh* we have a special patron who calls us. We think the poor dear had some mental disability. He has called before asking where in the bible odes it say "piss". also he called before wanting the definition of "hormone" and other things pertaining to women.
So Sat. he called asking where in the bible does it say, "piss against the tree?" Googling this brings up something from Amazon.com about Mark Twain saying "in the bible it says you can't piss against the wall. You can piss on your mother, you can piss on a tree..." Also mentinoe it was in 1 Iings 16:11Well, it's paraphrasing what I read.
But using Bible Concordances and using one of our databases, Bible Gateway, I couldn't find it. Of course, partly user error on Bible Gateway since you have to pick the source, like Kind James bible or Living Bible or New International, and I stuck with New International.
But King James bible is as close as I could get. I tell him but he's the usual pain in the ass. No matter what question he asks, it's "Huh?" then a repeat of his question, then repeat question again, then when we do repeat the answer, he goes "huh?"
I keep on telling him in this case what I found, he repeats the question "where in the bible does it say piss against the tree?" I finally lose my rag and tell him that I already answered him, that I think he is only calling because he is lonely and need us to talk to him.
His mom calls and tells me that he was in an accident that effected his brain, then she tells me that she is going to service tomorrow and has to tell the pastor wher in the bible does it says "piss against the tree?" I repeat what I told him to her. She seemed to me to have been in the same accident as he.
So Sat. he called asking where in the bible does it say, "piss against the tree?" Googling this brings up something from Amazon.com about Mark Twain saying "in the bible it says you can't piss against the wall. You can piss on your mother, you can piss on a tree..." Also mentinoe it was in 1 Iings 16:11Well, it's paraphrasing what I read.
But using Bible Concordances and using one of our databases, Bible Gateway, I couldn't find it. Of course, partly user error on Bible Gateway since you have to pick the source, like Kind James bible or Living Bible or New International, and I stuck with New International.
But King James bible is as close as I could get. I tell him but he's the usual pain in the ass. No matter what question he asks, it's "Huh?" then a repeat of his question, then repeat question again, then when we do repeat the answer, he goes "huh?"
I keep on telling him in this case what I found, he repeats the question "where in the bible does it say piss against the tree?" I finally lose my rag and tell him that I already answered him, that I think he is only calling because he is lonely and need us to talk to him.
His mom calls and tells me that he was in an accident that effected his brain, then she tells me that she is going to service tomorrow and has to tell the pastor wher in the bible does it says "piss against the tree?" I repeat what I told him to her. She seemed to me to have been in the same accident as he.
...*wonders if the patron has hairy palms* 
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