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    We're more important and a bonus

    Just dropped off mail to s county office and was botched put at some mail came back. I read the stickers and she looked down her nose at me, "Well we will just gives these to the regular because he KNOWS what he's doing."

    Excuse me? Do you not see me in the same uniform? Have you not seen me deliver your mail now for over a year? Guess not.

    I try to explain I was just given the mail so did what I knew to do with it, deliver it. So don't blame me when I'm missing a piece of important info. One lady says they aren't blaming me, the other mutters that she is and how dare I question her.

    Okay back up the phone sweetheart... You think your more important then me? Really? I'm federal government, your state government... I rank YOU so how dare you question me. Next time... You can get your mail from the office and I'll leave with it.


    Bonus: bunny got called a thief

    Old lady: You picked up that card!!!
    Me: yes?
    OL: (panicky voice) But that's for "regular carrier"
    Me: yes, I know...
    OL: But you took it!
    Me: Just going to put it with the others at her case.
    OL: But how do I know you won't keep it?
    Me: why would I??
    OL: but how do I know??? (really panicky)
    Me: (holds out the card) you want it back?
    OL: I just can't trust you. You'll take it and regular carrier won't get it!

    *blinks*

    I am really hating this fricken month.
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    Quoth Aethian View Post
    OL: I just can't trust you. You'll take it and regular carrier won't get it!
    *blinks*

    Uhm, I may be wrong about this, but aren't you already entrusted with carrying anything from baby announcements to payroll checks? I suppose this woman would accuse you of steaming open her grandkiddies' birthday cards to pull the checks out, too.

    Trust issues. Bah humbug!
    Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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    • #3
      Don't worry, I trust you *hands you plate of cookies* I trust you to eat these, *hands over bottle of wine* and drink this. I think you need them.
      I'm the 5th horsemen of the apocalypse. Bringer of giggly bouncy doom, they don't talk about me much.

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      • #4
        Thief! Thief!

        Everybody knows there is a huge market in pre-addressed greeting cards!
        You could sell it for ONE MILLION INTERNETS!
        "Them boys ain't zombies! They're just stupid!"

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        • #5
          I bet she is one of those employees who use the county's mail meter to mail her own stuff, like bills and invitations to the New Years Eve Witches's ball.
          Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

          Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

          I wish porn had subtitles.

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          • #6
            wow, nutcases really shine during this month. have a long soak in the hot tub over here and jeeves will serve you champagne and a platter of chocolate coated delights while monkeys with shocky sticks prod annoying customers for your entertainment.
            look! it's ghengis khan!
            Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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            • #7
              I love you guys, y'all rock.

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