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  • And then he started swearing.

    Customer calls in looking to redeem Pay-Per-View vouchers. Sadly, we in sales cannot help with that. All we do is sign new people up for service. I tell the nice lady that, give her the correct number, and send her on her way.

    Twenty minutes later, she calls back, same problem. I reiterate that we can't help, to her consternation.

    One minute later, husband calls in. He is noticeably less pleasant.

    Note: the customer signed up for service in August with us, hasn't talked to my office since. The husband starts talking about how he uses our phone number for all his needs; billing and whatnot, and had only called last month for help.

    Me: "Sir, I'm sorry, we're not the ones that you were talking to. We can't help with those problems here, we have no access."
    Cust: "So you're saying that I'm a liar, huh?"

    Then I got to use a line that I've used once or twice that I know that everyone here will appreciate.

    Me: "Sir, I'm not saying that you're lying. I'm saying that you're WRONG. There's a difference."


    See subject line for info on the remainder of the conversation.
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    And, then . . . ?


    It can't just end there. Screaming? Demands for a supervisor? Swearing he'll have your job? Come on, we want the full story.
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    • #3
      Too bad humans don't come with mute buttons.
      Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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      • #4
        Quoth Kristev View Post
        Too bad humans don't come with mute buttons.
        They do...

        "...but it's only a momentary pleasure and bound to get you talked about..."

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        • #5
          Quoth dalesys View Post
          They do...

          "...but it's only a momentary pleasure and bound to get you talked about..."

          /Lazarus Long
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