I was just reminded of this classic that occurred during the Christmas season...it's not exactly sucky, just...well...um. You'll see.
This lady comes up to me while I'm standing behind a checkstand doing some sort of courtesy-clerkish thing, and shows me a box of douche.
"I can't find this in (other brand), could you go look for me?"
Okay, ew, but whatever. I look. Other brand isn't there. I come back, tell her this. She says that's fine. But...
"Do you have this in, like, a pine scent?"
She was serious. I could not have made this up. I said "No" very quickly and pretty much ran full speed in the other direction. That was some weird, weird shit.
This lady comes up to me while I'm standing behind a checkstand doing some sort of courtesy-clerkish thing, and shows me a box of douche.
"I can't find this in (other brand), could you go look for me?"
Okay, ew, but whatever. I look. Other brand isn't there. I come back, tell her this. She says that's fine. But...
"Do you have this in, like, a pine scent?"
She was serious. I could not have made this up. I said "No" very quickly and pretty much ran full speed in the other direction. That was some weird, weird shit.
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