Because I want my vag to smell like Christmas...

[Discourtesy Clerk]

I was just reminded of this classic that occurred during the Christmas season...it's not exactly sucky, just...well...um. You'll see.

This lady comes up to me while I'm standing behind a checkstand doing some sort of courtesy-clerkish thing, and shows me a box of douche.

"I can't find this in (other brand), could you go look for me?"

Okay, ew, but whatever. I look. Other brand isn't there. I come back, tell her this. She says that's fine. But...

"Do you have this in, like, a pine scent?"

She was serious. I could not have made this up. I said "No" very quickly and pretty much ran full speed in the other direction. That was some weird, weird shit.

[4Gifts4Lisa]

OMG. Ew.

[COMINATCHA]

When I read the title of this thread, I was thinking 'I really hope that VAG doesn't stand for what I think it does...' and then turns out it did, then I laughed...and felt a little icky in the process.

[Spiffy McMoron]

When I read the title of this thread, I was thinking 'I really hope that VAG doesn't stand for what I think it does...' and then turns out it did, then I laughed...and felt a little icky in the process.

I'd kinda hoped that the OP meant to type out "veg". Then I read the post, and felt badly for thinking of a really dirty comment.

[iradney]

call me stupid, but wouldn't pine...er...sting a little??

[Barefootgirl]

I don't suppose pine would sting any worse than any other scent, but its a sad reflection that a woman would be so afraid of smelling like - well, like a woman - that she thinks her bits should be pine-scented instead !

[Gawdzillers]

It would have been twice as funny if she had asked for "new car".

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Did you suggest she mix one part Pine Sol, one part pine sap, and four parts water?

That would get her--ummmm---area nice and piney-smelling.

[Blinky]

How about Piña Colada..I can be her litttle cabana boy.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

It would have been twice as funny if she had asked for "new car".

Well thank you very freaking much. Now I'll never be able to buy a new car ever again without thinking of this thread.

M

[friendofjimmyk]

How about Piña Colada..I can be her litttle cabana boy.

Botannical gardens? You could be her gardener?

Vanilla? You could be the baker?

This is all just too disturbing...

Peppermint? Hey, it's Christmasy!

[friendofjimmyk]

If this posts twice - forgive me - I am having computer issues and it's not posting my edit -

Actually, this reminds me of a story heard during my bartending days. It happened to one bartender I worked with. We made the whipped cream for the drinks that needed it. We'd use the vanilla and heavy cream and put it in the container with the whippet - yada yada.

Well, she was making the whipped cream for the shift and while using the vanilla, she thought that vanilla had a very sensual smell. She got this crazy idea that the next time she was alone with her b/f - she'd bust out the vanilla and utilize it for - well -

anyway, so she's at home - getting busy with the b/f - and she tells him to hold on a minute and runs to her spice cupboard to grab the vanilla. She grabs the bottle, runs back to the bedroom, lays down, gets a handful and applies - only to realize she did not grab the vanilla - but rather - she grabbed the peppermint!

She said she screamed and it subsequently killed the mood for any nookie.

The day after she told us this story, one of the other bartenders stuck a peppermint patty in the cash drawer, so when she opened it - she saw it. It became a running joke to stick peppermint patties wherever she may run into one.

[Witch of Endor]

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay...

I really wonder if she didn't know what the stuff actually was.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I always wondered about why you'd want your hoo ha to smell like...well, anything.

I've also always wondered who keep a douch in a freaking greenhouse, too, but maybe I'm just stupid that way.

[AirHostess]

You're not meant to wash it though are you? Just use water! Soaps can disrupt the natural bacteria and give you thrush. According to Cosmo.