Today is my first day back in the office, and therefore cause for much sadness and pulling of hair. We have a new server that doesn't work properly, the printers are down, the heating is irratic, and people I don't like keep talking to me.
This aside, an author made the start of my day especially irritating. Like most office types, when I go away on holiday I set up my email to 'Out of Office', ie if someone emails me they get an automated response along the lines of 'I'm not in the office until X. This message is to confirm receipt of your email and I will reply as soon as I am back at work' etc etc. Therefore, I was very surprised to see 16 emails all from the same author stacked up my inbox.
Email 1
General query about scheduling.
Email 2/3/4
Questions about indexing.
Email 5
More questions, and a 'I would appreciate a response as I am on a deadline at work'.
Email 6/7
More queries and the entire manuscript (which I shall dump because we've already edited it, as he damn well knows.)
Email 8
He gets annoyed. 'Please ring if you are unable to email me, as I really need to clarify some points. It is very important.' Keep in mind he sent this on CHRISTMAS EVE. Most offices are shut then, and I had been on holiday for a week. Plus, he must have already got 7 'Out of Office' messages back from my PC. Besides, his questions were in no way important.
Email 9/10/11
Sent from three different email addresses, including his wife's, presumably to see if I would take the bait. Sent on CHRISTMAS DAY. I was drunk while he wrote these...
Email 12
Asks for my home telephone number as my work phone doesn't appear to be working. Oh for god's sake.
Email 13/14/15
All requests for me to get back to him as soon as possible. All sent before the New Year.
Email 16
Just the words 'ring me'.
I did, god help me. I explained the 'Out of Office' concept. He said he knew what it was, he used it at work himself. He just assumed I would keep in touch over Christmas. I asked whether he checked his work email during the holiday. 'No, of course not!' Of course. You douche.
I AM NOT PAID ENOUGH TO HOLD YOUR HAND DURING THE FESTIVE PERIOD!!!!
Especially not on a book which isn't due to be printed for a year.
I need a drink.
This aside, an author made the start of my day especially irritating. Like most office types, when I go away on holiday I set up my email to 'Out of Office', ie if someone emails me they get an automated response along the lines of 'I'm not in the office until X. This message is to confirm receipt of your email and I will reply as soon as I am back at work' etc etc. Therefore, I was very surprised to see 16 emails all from the same author stacked up my inbox.
Email 1
General query about scheduling.
Email 2/3/4
Questions about indexing.
Email 5
More questions, and a 'I would appreciate a response as I am on a deadline at work'.
Email 6/7
More queries and the entire manuscript (which I shall dump because we've already edited it, as he damn well knows.)
Email 8
He gets annoyed. 'Please ring if you are unable to email me, as I really need to clarify some points. It is very important.' Keep in mind he sent this on CHRISTMAS EVE. Most offices are shut then, and I had been on holiday for a week. Plus, he must have already got 7 'Out of Office' messages back from my PC. Besides, his questions were in no way important.
Email 9/10/11
Sent from three different email addresses, including his wife's, presumably to see if I would take the bait. Sent on CHRISTMAS DAY. I was drunk while he wrote these...
Email 12
Asks for my home telephone number as my work phone doesn't appear to be working. Oh for god's sake.
Email 13/14/15
All requests for me to get back to him as soon as possible. All sent before the New Year.
Email 16
Just the words 'ring me'.
I did, god help me. I explained the 'Out of Office' concept. He said he knew what it was, he used it at work himself. He just assumed I would keep in touch over Christmas. I asked whether he checked his work email during the holiday. 'No, of course not!' Of course. You douche.
I AM NOT PAID ENOUGH TO HOLD YOUR HAND DURING THE FESTIVE PERIOD!!!!
Especially not on a book which isn't due to be printed for a year.
I need a drink.
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