Uberboss is off work today having a wisdom tooth removed. I suspect he pickled it with festive liquor. That or it just wanted some fresh air away from his 3 pack Marlboro habit and is making a bid for freedom. Anyway, the important point is that he is not in the office and will not be in said office ALL DAY.
This concept was clearly a foreign one to Idiot Author.
9.15am
Uberboss' phone rings. Usually I don't answer his phone because to be frank I have better things to do than hold his authors' hands. I have enough of my own to lead gently through the fragrant garden of publishing. However, the phone rang over 30 times and eventually I go round and answer it.
BB: Uberboss' phone.
IA: Is Uberboss in?
BB: No as should have been obvious from the five minutes you let the phone ring without Uberboss picking up, you monstrous imbecile
IA: When will he be in?
BB: Tomorrow. He is out all day.
IA: Ok. Bye!
11.00am
RING RING!!!!! (x at least 25 before my will cracked and I answered. )
BB: Uberboss' phone.
IA: Is Uberboss in?
BB: No... he is out all day. We spoke earlier.
IA: Oh yes, I just thought he might be in.
BB: No...
IA: Ok, bye!
12.20pm
RING RING!!!!!
BB: Uberboss is not in! (I recognised the caller ID and wanted to skip the pleasantries.)
IA: When will he be back?
BB: Tomorrow!!!!
IA: Oh ok.
Ten minutes ago
RING RING!!!!!
IA: Is Uberboss...
BB: Sir, Uberboss will not be in all day. He is having a wisdom tooth out. He is NOT COMING IN. I would appreciate it if you would stop calling as answering his phone requires me to stop work, but if I let it ring 30 times it disturbs my colleagues.
IA: But...
BB: Sir, there is no point ringing again today. He will be in tomorrow.
There are now bets being placed as to when he'll ring again. Uberboss needs to stop contracting books by mentals. Sigh.
This concept was clearly a foreign one to Idiot Author.
9.15am
Uberboss' phone rings. Usually I don't answer his phone because to be frank I have better things to do than hold his authors' hands. I have enough of my own to lead gently through the fragrant garden of publishing. However, the phone rang over 30 times and eventually I go round and answer it.
BB: Uberboss' phone.
IA: Is Uberboss in?
BB: No as should have been obvious from the five minutes you let the phone ring without Uberboss picking up, you monstrous imbecile
IA: When will he be in?
BB: Tomorrow. He is out all day.
IA: Ok. Bye!
11.00am
RING RING!!!!! (x at least 25 before my will cracked and I answered. )
BB: Uberboss' phone.
IA: Is Uberboss in?
BB: No... he is out all day. We spoke earlier.
IA: Oh yes, I just thought he might be in.
BB: No...
IA: Ok, bye!
12.20pm
RING RING!!!!!
BB: Uberboss is not in! (I recognised the caller ID and wanted to skip the pleasantries.)
IA: When will he be back?
BB: Tomorrow!!!!
IA: Oh ok.
Ten minutes ago
RING RING!!!!!
IA: Is Uberboss...
BB: Sir, Uberboss will not be in all day. He is having a wisdom tooth out. He is NOT COMING IN. I would appreciate it if you would stop calling as answering his phone requires me to stop work, but if I let it ring 30 times it disturbs my colleagues.
IA: But...
BB: Sir, there is no point ringing again today. He will be in tomorrow.
There are now bets being placed as to when he'll ring again. Uberboss needs to stop contracting books by mentals. Sigh.
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