I am sorry sir, your brass balls are not deductible

[Argabarga]

Why waste the money on crap like truck balls when it could go for good tires,lockers,hitches,winches,etc....

Because I think complicated concepts like "turn counter-clockwise to disengage" and "minimum of three wraps on drum before winching" would be a bit beyond this guy.....

[EricKei]

Try explaining them to your grandmother....

Depends on which grandma ^_^

Of the two I had, one would have demurely pretended that she never saw them, while the other would have likely not only pointed them out to me, but proceeded to give me suggestions on where to purchase them ... Gotta love 'em. I miss them both

[Sonoma]

My 2 grandmas were on the opposite ends of the spectrum too. The one that was with me was not the 'prim & proper" grandma, but it was still interesting trying to explain WHY someone would put them on their truck.

[fireheart]

His wife almost certainly disagrees vehemently with this statement.

That was...scrotacular. Also redongculous. I am having a ball reading this thread. Any Tom, Dick or Hairy can see that. I will remember this thread for a schlong time.

Oh dear God the puns.....

time to pun-ish you.

*gets the radishes*

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Hey! Just remember, the pen is mightier than the radish.

[blas]

Oh hell no, you did not just insult my radishes.

[Gravekeeper]

.....I don't even know what to say to that. Did he have his truck nuts bronzed? I....oh...oh God, the internet tells me that Truck Nuts *do* come in brass.

Don't....understand.... >.> if you're running around adorning things you own with balls, thats sending a completely different message than the one you're intending.

[Andara Bledin]

if you're running around adorning things you own with balls, thats sending a completely different message than the one you're intending.

Do you honestly expect people who put fake balls on their vehicles to really understand the nuances engendered by the different possible materials of manufacture?

I'd apologize for the unintentional pun, but I'm not in the least bit sorry it happened.

^-.-^

[Geek King]

A can a blue paint would make for an epic prank of giving the truck blue balls to show the whole town.

[EricKei]

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Don't....understand.... >.> if you're running around adorning things you own with balls, thats sending a completely different message than the one you're intending.

Not really...many such vehicles are little more than phallus replacements anyway. They may as well look the part.

[protege]

Not really...many such vehicles are little more than phallus replacements anyway.

I'm surprised someone hasn't put a set on a BMW or Mercedes yet

[Rantsylvania 6-5000]

I just wanna give them a good swift kick!

[EricKei]

I just wanna give them a good swift kick!

"I will kick you in the nnnnnnuts!"
I was beginning to wonder when the opportunity for a good South Park reference would show up...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Depends on which grandma ^_^

Of the two I had, one would have demurely pretended that she never saw them, while the other would have likely not only pointed them out to me, but proceeded to give me suggestions on where to purchase them ... Gotta love 'em. I miss them both

That 2nd grandma sounds like she'd have had a ball with my Mom . . .

And yes, my Mom has not only seen Truck Nutz, but also has said that when I get to buy a truck one day, she'll buy a pair and have 'em put on for me.

[fireheart]

You know, I expected IPF to show up, but I'm surprised Sheldonrs hasn't hit this thread yet....