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    I noticed something yesterday-if I think negatively I get more negativity. I had a bad day on Saturday so yesterday and today I got crap from people at my Aid of Rite. Has anyone else noticed similar?

    That's Snot It! Part 2

    Same guy from the same set of stories last year. This time the booger he had was the yellow green color and gelatinous consistency you get when you cough up phlegm during bronchitis, and it wriggled wetly from his nose. I got him a tissue because I couldn't stand it anymore. He smeared it into his mustache with the tissue. Better than staring at it.

    Round And Round And Round We Go...

    Ten minutes. Ten minutes of my life wasted on the phone with a customer yesterday who could not understand:

    "Wic" brand lighters are not childproof (from what I understand-though no lighter is 100% childproof if your child is hellbent on being an arsonist).

    1 lighter is $1.79
    2 lighters are $3.09.
    2 mini lighters are $3.19.
    5 lighters are $5.99.

    Cue ten minutes of going around in circles.

    "What's one lighter?"

    "$1.79."

    "Why so expensive?"

    "It's a 'Wic' brand."

    "Why?"

    "That's...how they set their prices?"

    "So 5 lighters are $3.19?"

    "No, 5 lighters are $5.99."

    "$5.99?"

    "Yes."

    "And 2 lighters are...?"

    "$3.09 for regular size or $3.19 for mini size."

    "So regular lighters are how much?"

    "$3.09."

    "What's the $3.19?"

    3 times she kept repeating she had a cold. I could hear her mouthbreathing on the phone. Eeee-huuuuuh....Eeeeeee-huuuuuuuh.... If there's something I HATE it's when someone does that on the phone. She kept on trying to "write" down the prices but kept on getting confused. Finally, she asked to be transferred to the pharmacy. I transferred her, picked up the ad I was working on and went down in haircare, which is near pharmacy. New Technician had picked up the phone and I could hear her getting more and more frazzled.

    "Ma'am that's the number. No ma'am I've already said it. You want me to repeat it? Ok. (xxx) xxx-xxxx. Yes, that IS the number. Excuse me? No, you need to call your doctor about that prescription. No, you already picked it up. No, you get one refill per month. Yes, one per month. No. Yes. No. You need to call your doctor. Ok, have a good day."

    I went over to ask if she had gotten that woman and New Technician was upset because customer accused her of NOT saying the entire phone number. I apologized.

    Today, the customer wandered in and it was Double Bag Bitch! I was doing a return for a guy and waiting for management approval when she wandered in and interrupted.

    "I was the one on the phone yesterday."

    "Ok." thinking: oh shit.

    "I'm a pain in the ass aren't I?"

    "*noncommittal noise*"

    "I asked you to repeat yourself because I couldn't understand what you were saying."

    "Ah, ok."

    "Where's the lighters?"

    "I have some right here, these are the $1.79 ones."

    She shoves past the guy at my register with her carriage and very slowly grabs a lighter.

    "These are childproof?"

    "Not childproof from what I know."

    "Where's the others?"

    "Aisle 7."

    "Aisle 6?"

    "Right hand side of Aisle 7."

    "Can you show me?"

    "When I'm done with this customer."

    She wanders off very slowly and I go stand right in front of the lighters when I'm done with the customer. She's gotten herself absorbed into the 50 cent no brand lighters we carry and very slowly picks up 2 of those.

    "Ma'am?"

    "Yes?"

    "Here's the lighters."

    "Where are you?"

    "Behind you."

    She walks up very slowly.

    "Where are they?"

    "I'm in front of them."

    "Where?"

    "HERE!"

    "Oh."

    Then I rush back up front to help with the line again.

    I have the patience of a saint.

    ...Where We Stop, Nobody Knows

    Another one where I spent 10 minutes trying to worm some information about this woman. She was upset she did not get her 20% discount. I told her she needed to come in with her basket of items and receipt, return her items and then we could adjust the price.

    "I have to come back?"

    "Yes."

    "With my items."

    "Yes."

    "To return them."

    "Yes."

    "And get my credit."

    "Yes."

    "I want your manager."

    SM was on the phone for another 20 minutes explaining, yes, she had to come in. No, we cannot magically return your items for you. No, there is no other way. In the end the woman apparently shrieked about getting her attorney and slammed the phone down.

    Bonus: We are NOT "Salad Greens".

    Jut because "Salad Greens" pharmacy has public restrooms does not mean WE have bathrooms. Bitching a fit about it won't help. We don't have a public one because of 4 reasons.

    1. Thieves

    2. Druggies shooting up in easy reach.

    3. People messing the bathroom by accident so we have to clean.

    4. People messing up the bathroom on purpose so we have to clean.
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

  • #2
    Don't you know that when a customer says "I'm a pain in the ass, aren't I?", the only proper response is "The customer is always right."
    Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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    • #3
      Quoth ralerin View Post
      I noticed something yesterday-if I think negatively I get more negativity.
      This totally happens. People react subconsciously to others' body language. If your body language says you're not happy, people are going to be less happy to deal with you and it goes down from there.

      Unfortunately, being happy and upbeat usually has a more subtle effect than primarily negative emotions.

      ^-.-^
      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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      • #4
        I tried being upbeat and positive last week at work. I still got the suckage, although it was mostly from co-workers and managers (sigh).
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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        • #5
          Unfortunately, faking it doesn't really work - it's in the subtle, unconscious body language.

          There are ways to get around that - check out actor's tricks. Actors learn how to feel upbeat, down, angry, etc on cue. At least enough so that their body language shows the right emotion.
          Seshat's self-help guide:
          1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
          2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
          3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
          4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

          "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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          • #6
            Quoth ralerin View Post
            1. Thieves

            2. Druggies shooting up in easy reach.

            3. People messing the bathroom by accident so we have to clean.

            4. People messing up the bathroom on purpose so we have to clean.
            5. People messing around in the bathroom. A friend of mine used to work for McBurgers, someone left a used "protection cover" in the toilet.
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            • #7
              Quoth ralerin View Post
              Jut because "Salad Greens" pharmacy has public restrooms does not mean WE have bathrooms. Bitching a fit about it won't help.
              BTDT, I feel your pain. People assume that everyplace, everywhere has public restrooms available at all times, and that is simply not the case. Yelling at the staff won't change a thing, either. If you've got problems, you have to plan ahead. It's that simple.
              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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              • #8
                Quoth ralerin View Post
                In the end the woman apparently shrieked about getting her attorney and slammed the phone down.
                Because I'm sure an attorney would take that case and not in her face.
                There had to be DUMB in the water today. - Summerfly413

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                • #9
                  I would say it's a combination of:

                  1) Yes, if you are grumpy people sense it and tend to be grumpy right back at you.

                  2) If you are in a bad mood you NOTICE all the little (or even big) annoying things you would normally over look. Why? Because you are miserable and thus it's easier to make your more miserable.

                  You will see some good examples on this board every so often. You read someone's post and go "but, that's not sucky" in your head, but then you sit back and think "You know, if I had to deal with that a few times a day, for my job, and compound that with things that really are sucky? Suddenly that does suck!".

                  PS:
                  What is a child proof lighter?
                  The only ones I am familiar with are your standard ones that are a pita for a kid to get to work (combination of having to spark it correctly, having to press past that metal ring over the sparker, and then having to hit the fuel release at the right time). I don't smoke, so I'm not exactly familiar with em :P

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                  • #10
                    Quoth thansal View Post
                    PS:
                    What is a child proof lighter?
                    The only ones I am familiar with are your standard ones that are a pita for a kid to get to work (combination of having to spark it correctly, having to press past that metal ring over the sparker, and then having to hit the fuel release at the right time). I don't smoke, so I'm not exactly familiar with em :P
                    We call those STTASs: Smarter Than The Average Stoner.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth thansal View Post
                      What is a child proof lighter?
                      The only ones I am familiar with are your standard ones that are a pita for a kid to get to work (combination of having to spark it correctly, having to press past that metal ring over the sparker, and then having to hit the fuel release at the right time). I don't smoke, so I'm not exactly familiar with em :P
                      Regular vs standard childproof lighters:

                      standard lighter
                      childproof lighter

                      ^-.-^
                      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                      • #12
                        *raises hand* I'm the exception to the 'be negative and get negativity right back'. I'm nice and still get negative back. Must be because I don't back down from customers even when they ask for a manager. *shrugs*

                        Don't get me started on the people that it takes ten minutes to register even a simple 'hello'. >.<
                        Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                          Regular vs standard childproof lighters:

                          standard lighter
                          childproof lighter

                          ^-.-^
                          I don't think I have ever used a 'standard' lighter. For some reason this amuses me to no end.


                          Ok, so I'm easily amused :P

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                            Regular vs standard childproof lighters:

                            standard lighter
                            childproof lighter

                            ^-.-^
                            I can't tell the difference, except that the "childproof" lighter appears to have a rubber band or something over the wheel, and the non-childproof appears to be a Scripto.

                            I guess that's why I use a Zippo.
                            Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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                            • #15
                              For that type of childproofing, it's just the addition of a tension wheel on the striker wheel, making it so that you have to be able to apply a certain amount of pressure before the striker wheel will actually strike. This usually requires that you use a second hand for the fuel release lever.

                              ^-.-^
                              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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