"It's your fault we locked ourselves out!!"

[ExRetailDrone]

This reads like a cartoon. How do things like this happen in real life? That makes me a sad panda.

It is a good shrubbery.

I like the laurels particularly.

*screams and covers her ears*

Don't say that word!

[marlovino]

you dont happen to have security video of this do you?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Why do I have a mental picture of half a dozen people standing outside in the rain chanting "Mooooooooooooooooooooooo?"

Just trying to think how they could have all locked themselves out just fried my brain . . .

[Marmalady]

When those doors open, they stay open for at least 8 seconds.

Ah, that's far too short a time. If it had been half an hour, that might have been long enough for the idea of 'let's go back inside' to permeate their skulls...

[customersruinmylife]

I have to ask... What class were they attending?

It was a cookery class.

I still don't understand how it was possible. When those doors open, they stay open for at least 8 seconds. How they never made it back in is a mystery.

[csquared]

I told this to The Wife. Have you ever seen a brain melt?

I have to ask... What class were they attending?

[Becks]

You forgot to ® it.

I'm on the laptop, so I don't have the capability to use it.

[Barefootgirl]

I told my husband about this one and he just shook his head very very slowly...personally, i think its one of the funniest stories I've read here.

[Marmalady]

Ni! I now demand that you bring me a shrubbery!

It is a good shrubbery.

I like the laurels particularly.

[lineswine]

Ni! I now demand that you bring me a shrubbery!

Ni! </MP&THG>

[Pagan]

Now now, no need to use the T-word, Pepper. You know better.

"that" ?

jk

Ni! I now demand that you bring me a shrubbery!

[Bella_Vixen]

I've said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it again: if it makes sense, it's not allowed.

You forgot to ® it.

[FloridaLizardQueen]

If they were opening the door for her to get in why did they even go outside? Wouldn't it have been a much better idea to just hold the door open while she came in?

Some things are too easy!

[Becks]

I've said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it again: if it makes sense, it's not allowed.

[mharbourgirl]

I find it entertaining this story was posted within a week of a report being published that states high schools and colleges, in general, are failing to teach students critical thinking skills.

You can't teach a skill you don't possess.