I'm glad you don't help with her homework

[Victory Sabre]

After reading that, I hope the apple fell far from the tree - VERY FAR!

[chainedbarista]

ow, now my head hurts.

it's a good thing 'mom' isn't that active in her child's learning; could you imagine what a report created from her 'help' would be like?

[lobo94]

And I thought Valley Girls were a.)An American phenomenon, and b.)extinct.

[Argabarga]

And I thought Valley Girls were a.)An American phenomenon, and b.)extinct.

Protected species, unfortunately, we CAN'T get rid of them

[NateTheChops]

Protected species, unfortunately, we CAN'T get rid of them

They can still die bv predation though, right? I mean these girls have to have a natural predator found in nature.

[dalesys]

They can still die bv predation though, right? I mean these girls have to have a natural predator found in nature.

Can't be zombies. No Brains!

[Justsomegirl]

I fear for the future of the child. The 'parent' not understanding the concept of working or weekends.... just another reason I like the idea of parenting licenses.

Does any one here reamber the show Dinasors? In one the the epasods they where talking about parenting licenses and a how to book. Earl is so mad becasue he did not need a license for his gun.

Um was the mother blond by any chance? There could be a good blond joke in that I think.

[PepperElf]

You sure she's not in the same grade as her daughter?

that's assuming the parent ever attended school....

[blas]

I'm just going to hope that that's an older sister or a young aunt, not really that kid's mother......

If that is the kid's mom, I can only imagine how that pregnancy shock happened. "Like, I'm pregnant? But like, how did that happen? Oh, like he said that, like, if I just laid back and closed my eyes, he'd plant a seed. Like, is it a watermelon?"

[Rapscallion]

There's a radio show I listen to that has a "4 like/ya know" limit -- if a caller uses more than four of <terms such as like/ya know> as "verbal commas" in a single call, the hosts hang up immediately. An exception is made for using them as actual *words*, instead.

I think someone over here used to do that - may have been James Whale. That was a couple of decades back, though.

Rapscallion

[NateTheChops]

I know Graham Norton has little tolerence for it.

[Zellie Crescent]

(using a valley girl accent) Like Paris Hilton is like the most awesome mom ever! Yay! (non idiot accent) Dear god I just want to them all.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'm just going to hope that that's an older sister or a young aunt, not really that kid's mother......

If that is the kid's mom, I can only imagine how that pregnancy shock happened. "Like, I'm pregnant? But like, how did that happen? Oh, like he said that, like, if I just laid back and closed my eyes, he'd plant a seed. Like, is it a watermelon?"

Dammit, Blas . . . now I'm getting more ideas for stories than I really have the room in my head for already.