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Hi! I'm Aaron - long time lurker, first time poster.
This happened about eight months ago, when I was a bus driver. Just taking the normal route, when BAM, I get my first SC.
Me:
AH: Arsehole
AH: Single ticket to ____, please.
Me: £1.70, please.
-AH hands me a pound coin; I sit there waiting-
AH: Well? Are you going to give me my ticket?
Me: You've still got 70p to pay.
AH: No, you said £1.
Me: Nope, £1.70.
AH: Well you told me £1! I DEMAND A DISCOUNT >=[
Me: Sorry mate, £1.70 or no ticket.
This is where it gets interesting. AH hands me 30 pence, reaches in, grabs his ticket and tries to get on the bus.
Me: What do you think you're doing? Get back here!
AH: NO, I AM THE CUSTOMER, AND ANYWAY, YOU JUST GAVE ME A DISCOUNT!
-One or two passengers start to yell at AH; I climb out and get him-
AH: WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING?
Me: Sir, please get off of this bus.
AH: FINE! **** YOU, I'M NEVER TAKING THE BUS AGAIN!
He left with his ticket. He also didn't take the £1.30 back
This happened about eight months ago, when I was a bus driver. Just taking the normal route, when BAM, I get my first SC.
Me:
AH: Arsehole
AH: Single ticket to ____, please.
Me: £1.70, please.
-AH hands me a pound coin; I sit there waiting-
AH: Well? Are you going to give me my ticket?
Me: You've still got 70p to pay.
AH: No, you said £1.
Me: Nope, £1.70.
AH: Well you told me £1! I DEMAND A DISCOUNT >=[
Me: Sorry mate, £1.70 or no ticket.
This is where it gets interesting. AH hands me 30 pence, reaches in, grabs his ticket and tries to get on the bus.
Me: What do you think you're doing? Get back here!
AH: NO, I AM THE CUSTOMER, AND ANYWAY, YOU JUST GAVE ME A DISCOUNT!
-One or two passengers start to yell at AH; I climb out and get him-
AH: WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING?
Me: Sir, please get off of this bus.
AH: FINE! **** YOU, I'M NEVER TAKING THE BUS AGAIN!
He left with his ticket. He also didn't take the £1.30 back
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