Unfortunately, this is the conversation I had earlier today:
SC: I got all these fees, can you take care of them?
Me: Unfortunately, I can't, since your account has been opened for less than 2 months and has already overdrawn 15 times.
SC: But *rival bank* and *other rival bank* don't chaaaaaaarge.
Me: Those banks don't charge? How so? Every bank charges an overdraft somehow.
SC: Nuh uh! (This is a 35 year old man.)
Me: Sir, there is no way a bank wouldn't charge for an overdraft. We charge because we get charged.
SC: But I want my fees baaaaaaack! (Whiny, childish voice... of course)
Me: I'm sorry, there is nothing we can do... Like I said, you're a new customer and you've overdrawn your account 15 times.
SC: But this isn't faaaaiiiir! (It's like chalk over a blackboard)
SC: You're really going to lose an account over these fees?!?!
Me: Yes... Yes, I am.
SC: You have horrible customer service! I'll make sure you're fired for this!
Me: I'm sure, anything else I can help you with?
SC: YEAH! RETURN MY FUCKING FEES!
Me: I'm sorry, I can't... Have a great day!
SC: YEAH?! FUCK YOU!
Aaaand, he storms out. This guy went from 0-60 in about 2.3 seconds....
I love my job. *Sarcasm*
SC: I got all these fees, can you take care of them?
Me: Unfortunately, I can't, since your account has been opened for less than 2 months and has already overdrawn 15 times.
SC: But *rival bank* and *other rival bank* don't chaaaaaaarge.
Me: Those banks don't charge? How so? Every bank charges an overdraft somehow.
SC: Nuh uh! (This is a 35 year old man.)
Me: Sir, there is no way a bank wouldn't charge for an overdraft. We charge because we get charged.
SC: But I want my fees baaaaaaack! (Whiny, childish voice... of course)
Me: I'm sorry, there is nothing we can do... Like I said, you're a new customer and you've overdrawn your account 15 times.
SC: But this isn't faaaaiiiir! (It's like chalk over a blackboard)
SC: You're really going to lose an account over these fees?!?!
Me: Yes... Yes, I am.
SC: You have horrible customer service! I'll make sure you're fired for this!
Me: I'm sure, anything else I can help you with?
SC: YEAH! RETURN MY FUCKING FEES!
Me: I'm sorry, I can't... Have a great day!
SC: YEAH?! FUCK YOU!
Aaaand, he storms out. This guy went from 0-60 in about 2.3 seconds....
I love my job. *Sarcasm*

He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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