No Butts About It

[Gaki]

So I had a terrible day before I walked into work and we all know how well that makes work go. So I'm standing around dancing and gradually the two other people I'm dancing with leave so I get to my usual spot on the sidewalk and I just didn't really have the heart to smile all that much but I waved and I wiggled enough so people would honk at me and wave back. They were still amused even if I wasn't looking so chipper.

And then I get at LEAST five cars where there was some buttmunch yelling something I couldn't hear (but was most likely insulting due to the tone I could make out) out the window.

I got another "get a real job" but I think it was from the same insecure guy who says it every time. Thing is, he's a college student, he probably doesn't even HAVE a job and if he does I hope some SC tells him the exact same thing. Karma's a bitch.

The icing on the cake, however, was the guy who thought he was real funny. He leaned over while his girlfriend was driving and dropped his sweatpants to moon me out the window. I made the most blatantly disinterested/disgusted face and walked inside. Not only was I able to see his hairy butt, but I was also able to see his junk.

...

Not. In. The. Mood.

Should have gotten his tag for indecent exposure or something but I was just too livid after that. I sat down inside for a little bit and watched some Ellen.

[Antisocial_Worker]

I drove by a Dancing Statue tax place yesterday and thought of you. Thankfully, a little girl in the car next to me was waving her little heart out at Lady Liberty, and the both of them seemed to be having a fantastic time waving at each other.

[XCashier]

What a sleaze! I hope his girlfriend dumps him, and tells him precisely why.

If a guy's that blatantly disrespectful towards a strange woman, he's eventually going to treat his SO that way. She'd be better off without him.

I'm sorry that happened to you. Oh, for the want of a dart gun...

[Sheldonrs]

What a sleaze! I hope his girlfriend dumps his hairy ass, and tells him precisely why...

Please don't use the word "Dump" with the phrase "hairy ass"! lol!

[candyshopgirl]

Next time a guy does that and you see his junk. Just say oh give your girlfriend my condolences or say oh hi little guy. Some people just need to be embarrassed.

[PepperElf]

too bad you couldn't get the plate and call the cops for indecent exposure.

[Barefootgirl]

Gaki, i am really intrigued - what job do you do?

[dalesys]

What a sleaze! I hope his girlfriend dumps him, and tells him precisely why.

If a guy's that blatantly disrespectful towards a strange woman, he's eventually going to treat his SO that way. She'd be better off without him.

I'm sorry that happened to you. Oh, for the want of a dart gun...

Better, traditional pub darts... sink 'em up to the feathers!

[shankyknitter]

I'm amazed you could see his junk. I mean considering how small it must be for him to enjoy mooning random women just doing their jobs. Hell you must have eagle eyes, congrats!

[Gaki]

Gaki, i am really intrigued - what job do you do?

I stand outside and wave. I'm like a living advertisement. I just kinda walk around my corner all dressed up in my mascot outfit and wave, dance, do cartwheels, do tricks with signs, and play air guitar. Eventually we're going to get actual instruments and start jamming on the corner (our male mascot plays guitar and I have a keyboard.)

I learned today that OVER 80% of our customers check the box for the question "How did you hear about [company]?" that says, "Wavers." Muahaha. The powah! It surges through me!

Let's just hope today goes better so I'm not considering throwing myself under the next bus.

(I love myself too much to actually do it...)

I would have said something but he had his window rolled up (too cold to do it otherwise I would assume.)

[AccountingDrone]

I stand outside and wave. I'm like a living advertisement. I just kinda walk around my corner all dressed up in my mascot outfit and wave, dance, do cartwheels, do tricks with signs, and play air guitar. Eventually we're going to get actual instruments and start jamming on the corner (our male mascot plays guitar and I have a keyboard.)

I learned today that OVER 80% of our customers check the box for the question "How did you hear about [company]?" that says, "Wavers." Muahaha. The powah! It surges through me!

Let's just hope today goes better so I'm not considering throwing myself under the next bus.

(I love myself too much to actually do it...)

I would have said something but he had his window rolled up (too cold to do it otherwise I would assume.)

Meh people being jerks. I love waving back at mascots, and I used to join them for a bit of dancing before I got stuck with the cane, then the crutches for quick runs into stores. The guy doing a mascot Mr Liberty down in Norfolk 20+ years ago taught me the macarena =)

[Andara Bledin]

Should have gotten his tag for indecent exposure or something but I was just too livid after that. I sat down inside for a little bit and watched some Ellen.

Should there be a next time (let's hope not), make a grand show of yawning. These douchebags get a kick out of getting a reaction, so acting like what they're doing is all ho-hum really irritates them.

^-.-^

[bainsidhe]

too bad you couldn't get the plate and call the cops for indecent exposure.

Sadly, I doubt anything would happen unless a cop saw it. When sis & I were12 (so we were minors!), we were delivering newspapers around the block. This also meant we stayed in the same area for a while. A car of teenagers kept circling the block, mooning us. The 5th time they drove past, they slowed way down and one of them pulled out a toy switchblade and leered at us before they drove off. Yes it was a toy, but still. We had plenty of time to memorize the tag. We went home, mom called the cops, and the police told her they couldn't do anything because there were no witnesses. Um hello, what about us?

[csquared]

Have a camera in your cell phone? Snap a picture. The good ones get forwarded to the police. The rest should be posted to a web sight. I'll host it if you want.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

The last time I got mooned, I laughed my ass off. But that was because I was tipped off the guy was going to do it.

Also I motion we obtain a keytar for the OP.