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  • #16
    Quoth chainedbarista View Post
    something tells me they won't be married long...his career can't handle this kind of stupid action for long.
    Neither can his sanity!

    Mongo, you have my , being able to keep your cool while being faced by the human equivalent of Cujo and her Sooper Trooper hubby. That level of stupidity would've bluescreened anyone else's brain.
    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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    • #17
      Did she thing the Internet was some little gnome in the computer or something?

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      • #18
        Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
        Nah! The city for having the audacity to put a city right where a puddle could possibly form and enticing you with their city charms to live there.

        The @#$%ers.
        None of the above. You should sue the President for being in charge of such a screwed up piece of country in which this land lies And then .........

        Sue the cops for arresting you for filing that suit, and then .....

        Your lawyer for *allowing* you to file that suit, and THEN ....

        Your mother (for not keeping you in a bubble so you don't get hurt/damaged/screwed/wet)

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        • #19
          Quoth PepperElf View Post
          of course now i'm curious what the other case was for
          Police car was getting filled up when the officer got a call. He hopped in his car, and drove exactly 10 feet before realizing that he still had the pump in his car. Came inside ranting and raving at one of my clerks for the damage to his car.

          Officer "You're supposed to have safety devices on these things!!!11"
          Clerk "But..."
          Me: "C, go to the back while I talk to the officer."
          O: "You can't walk off during a official police investigation!"
          Me: "It's not official, yet. Let's calm down and talk about it before it does. I'm sure I can take care of this for you."
          O: "I can make it official!"
          Me: "No, don't worry about it. I'll make it official" - dials 911

          -1 minute later-

          Sarge (over radio) "O! Get outside right now!!!11"

          Officer goes outside to meet with his sergeant.

          O: "Sarge..."
          S: "Raveni stayed open during Charlie last month so emergency services could dry out, drink his coffee, and charge our cell phones. I was here, in his store with FD and ambulance."
          O: "Sarge..."
          S: "You have a nozzle sticking out of your car's ass."
          O: "..."
          S: "You're a dumbass"
          O: "Yes, sir."

          Funny thing is, the breakaway device didn't work the way it was supposed to. It should have broken off and not damaged the car. But we ended up paying to fix the pump, and presumably the taxpayers paid to fix the officer's car.

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          • #20
            Quoth Raveni View Post
            S: "You have a nozzle sticking out of your car's ass."
            O: "..."
            S: "You're a dumbass"
            O: "Yes, sir."
            I love people that call BS on idiots.

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            • #21
              Quoth trailerparkmedic View Post
              I love people that call BS on idiots.
              Isn't it beautiful? Brings a tear to the eye.
              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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              • #22
                I think I feel more sorry for the Trooper myself. You merely caught a glimpse in the window of what his life must truly be like at home. >.>

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