Love is in the air

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

There are some things I do not need to hear about at work. Or ever.

Such as how you want to "do" some chick, and your sister/girlfriend/friend with benefits/fuck toy reminds you, in a voice loud enough to be heard across the department "But that would get you busted for statutory. AGAIN."

Happy Valentines Day everybody.

[Betweenshades]

AGAIN

Because that's really something I'd want out in public. I hope he's sterile.

[Raveni]

Wow. Any why was his sister/whatever at your work talking about this with him, presumably while he was supposed to be working.

[Sheldonrs]

Perhaps it was his sister who was the "beneficiary" of his first statutory romance.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Wow. Any why was his sister/whatever at your work talking about this with him, presumably while he was supposed to be working.

I should probably clarify Mr. Statutory Rape and the female with him were customers.

[Frantic Freddie]

"But that would get you busted for statutory. AGAIN."

Am I wrong to think that's absolutely fuckin' hilarious?

[Architectus Assistantus]

That is just unbelievable screwed up.

[Moon]

Hi, i'm Chris Hansen and I couldn't help overhearing your conversation....

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Am I wrong to think that's absolutely fuckin' hilarious?

Come sit in my corner of the universe . . . that sounds like something that could come from the mouth of one of my fanfic characters.

[blas]

Why am I not surprised by this?

[ShadowBall]

Sounds like something the women I work with would say. Either they themselves, their relatives or their baby-daddies are in rehab or prison, or are on parole or under house arrest. Good times.

[Kristev]

I think I'm going to be sick.

[Racket_Man]

Why am I not surprised by this?

and you should not be. you and I and Irv and a few other live in the fairly strange place called Wisconsin. if you do NOT have at least 2 illegitimate kids by the time you are 18, you are DENFINATELY strange and wierd and not normal.

now it seems that we (you me Irv and a few others) are the exception to the rule and we are not normal

[blas]

Either that or if you haven't at least had several misdemeanors (preferably felonies, though) by age 18, you're "weird".

[auntiem]

and you should not be. you and I and Irv and a few other live in the fairly strange place called Wisconsin. if you do NOT have at least 2 illegitimate kids by the time you are 18, you are DENFINATELY strange and wierd and not normal.

now it seems that we (you me Irv and a few others) are the exception to the rule and we are not normal

*Jamming fingers in my ears and going LALALALALA*
I cannot accept that Wisconsin has these issues - this is where some of my favorite cheeses come from. Please lie to me and tell me that only the few and the proud normal people touch the cheese.