So, I was checking in a Cell Phone Addict, usually when people come in, the polite thing to do is say goodbye, and hang the f up. Not Ms. My Life is SO Much More Important Than Yours SC.
Me-in my uniform looking oh so dapper
SC-wearing a faux fur mink coat, gaudy gold jewelry and tons of cheapo perfume
Me: (big smile) Hello, checking in?
SC: Blah blah blah oh no he didn't oh yes he did! blah blah blah (tosses me her ID and when I say toss I mean she threw it so hard it slid off the counter and falls behind the computer)
Me: (reaching, trust me easier said than done) Ugh. Okay I got it. (grunts) Okay. (does transaction, new check in spiel) These are your keycards. Please keep your keycards AWAY from your cell phone, otherwise the magnetic strip will erase and your keys won't work. Okay?
SC: Blah blah blah, yadda yadda (staring at me uncomprehensively as she walks away) really, omigawd, nuh uh (keep in mind this is a 60 year old bat)
As she walked away toward the elevators, I couldn't help but notice she was holding her keycards and her cell in the SAME HAND, jabbering away. I called out to her, to remind her pleasantly not to do that, but she did not turn around. Sure enough, she came down furious, saying it was all my fault for giving her faulty keys. Okkkk...you can lead the horse to water but making it drink? Nope...
I wish I were making this up.
LOL
Me-in my uniform looking oh so dapper
SC-wearing a faux fur mink coat, gaudy gold jewelry and tons of cheapo perfume
Me: (big smile) Hello, checking in?
SC: Blah blah blah oh no he didn't oh yes he did! blah blah blah (tosses me her ID and when I say toss I mean she threw it so hard it slid off the counter and falls behind the computer)
Me: (reaching, trust me easier said than done) Ugh. Okay I got it. (grunts) Okay. (does transaction, new check in spiel) These are your keycards. Please keep your keycards AWAY from your cell phone, otherwise the magnetic strip will erase and your keys won't work. Okay?
SC: Blah blah blah, yadda yadda (staring at me uncomprehensively as she walks away) really, omigawd, nuh uh (keep in mind this is a 60 year old bat)
As she walked away toward the elevators, I couldn't help but notice she was holding her keycards and her cell in the SAME HAND, jabbering away. I called out to her, to remind her pleasantly not to do that, but she did not turn around. Sure enough, she came down furious, saying it was all my fault for giving her faulty keys. Okkkk...you can lead the horse to water but making it drink? Nope...
I wish I were making this up.
LOL


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