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Dear customer,
No means no. We do not have that product. Don’t look at me that way. Actually, don’t look at me. You look like Alfred E. Newman on crystal meth and smell about the same. Thank you for saving all your odd ball items for us to look up, then get ticked off when we don’t have them in our store. We know you do the bulk of your business with another vendor, heck your crude drawing of the item you want is on one of their pads. Ok, stop looking around the store. You have looked over your shoulder five times in the past two minutes. No, that is not Charlie the unicorn eating an ice cream cone, and the harder you look does not mean the product will magically appear.
I will jump through hoops of fire if you do $2000 per month with our company. If you do $5000 per month you get NASCAR tickets and free booze. I would source that item, even if you only wanted one, but you have to be a decent customer. Now go away, I have paying customers to help.
No means no. We do not have that product. Don’t look at me that way. Actually, don’t look at me. You look like Alfred E. Newman on crystal meth and smell about the same. Thank you for saving all your odd ball items for us to look up, then get ticked off when we don’t have them in our store. We know you do the bulk of your business with another vendor, heck your crude drawing of the item you want is on one of their pads. Ok, stop looking around the store. You have looked over your shoulder five times in the past two minutes. No, that is not Charlie the unicorn eating an ice cream cone, and the harder you look does not mean the product will magically appear.
I will jump through hoops of fire if you do $2000 per month with our company. If you do $5000 per month you get NASCAR tickets and free booze. I would source that item, even if you only wanted one, but you have to be a decent customer. Now go away, I have paying customers to help.
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