You Overestimate Your Comedic Appeal, Trust Me

[Phone Jockey]

Yet another cable customer thinking she's a comedienne:

C: Where can I find information about the channels I’m getting?
Me: You can find that information online, mam.
C: (screaming) Partypooper!!
Me: ??
C: Did you hear me call you a partypooper?
Me: Oh, you were talking to me?
C: Who else would I be talking to?
Me: I don’t know…
C: Oh, now you’re laughing at my problem?
Me: No---
C: Oh, so I’m a joke??
Me: Of course not—
C: So why won’t you help me?
Me: I am helping you, mam.
C: I was just joking around! HA! I am known for my hilarious sarcasm!Me:

She was dead serious too.

[barainga]

The pitiable sense of humor that serves my meager purposes is still far superior to that of your customer.

[XCashier]

C: I was just joking around! HA! I am known for my hilarious sarcasm!

Trust me, dear, they're all laughing at you, not with you.

Seriously, wtf?

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Trust me, dear, they're all laughing at you, not with you.

Seriously, wtf?

They're not laughing AT you, they're laughing WITH all the other people laughing at you.

[Mnemjian]

Sounds like it's time for her to cut back on the sugar/caffeine/PCP.

[bainsidhe]

C: So why won’t you help me?

I'm not qualified to give you the help you so desperately need.

[chainedbarista]

or cut back on her delusions. if that's raging sarcasm, then people on here are comedic gold geniuses.

[Peppergirl]

Wow. Paranoid, much?

I'm jealous that none of these crazy SC's seem to ever wanna share their drugs.

[Marmalady]

I am known for my hilarious sarcasm!

Self-praise is no recommendation.

[terakhan]

sar·casm
–noun
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark.

Nope, I am just not seeing it. But you know these customers with their thick moronese accents. Its hard to understand WHAT they are saying sometimes.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

C: (screaming) Partypooper!!

Huh huh huh, she said poop.

[Phone Jockey]

Yeah, I get some real doozies, that's for sure. I hope this lady doesn't try a stand-up improv amateur night any time soon. She will definitely get booed off the stage.

[ExRetailDrone]

I had to read through that exchange twice, the second time slowly, and I still can't see this supposed wit this dimbulb believes she possesses. I think that someone needs to break it to her that her imaginary friends may have a bit of a biased opinion on such matters.

[Phone Jockey]

I had to read through that exchange twice, the second time slowly, and I still can't see this supposed wit this dimbulb believes she possesses. I think that someone needs to break it to her that her imaginary friends may have a bit of a biased opinion on such matters.

Yeah, that's what I thought when she was blabbing at me. What a maroon!

[Becks]

I think that someone needs to break it to her that her imaginary friends may have a bit of a biased opinion on such matters.

May I steal this for use as a Facebook status?