Stop me if you've heard this one...

[Imogene]

Guy walks into a store, goes up to the first assistant store manager he sees, and says, "Call the police, there are two guys following me..."

ASM calls police, six cruisers show up, and the two guys who were following him see this and back off.

Five minutes later, cops lead the guy off in handcuffs...

Wait, what?

That was absolutely the entirety of the story as told to me by the ASM... no one knows why the cops lead the guy off in handcuffs... my theory is he had a warrant out for his arrest, or he shoplifted something in a different store, and that's why the two guys were following him... but, we may never know.

[Teskeria]

Maybe the two guys following him WERE police. funny.

[Imogene]

I just happened to tell this to exactly the right cashier today, and Ex Bitch happened to come up behind me and filled us both in on a bit more... apparently, the guy had a warrant out for stealing cars.

[crazyofficeclerk]

Now that is really funny. Every time I ask myself "How dumb can people be?" I get an even better answer.

[Jester]

Stop me if you've heard this one...

Guy walks into a store, STOP! goes up to the first assistant store manager he sees, STOP! and says, "Call the police, there are two guys following me..." STOP!

ASM calls police, STOP! six cruisers show up, STOP! and the two guys who were following him see this and back off. STOP!

Five minutes later, cops lead the guy off in handcuffs... STOP!



Sorry, stuff like this doesn't surprise me, and I've seen it before. I'm sorry, but if you're an idiot with a warrant out for your arrest, you shouldn't be dumb and get the cops involved in something that is probably far more minor than what you are wanted for.