Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever answer the phone. EVER!
Me: *location and name of store* Dept store speaking.
SC: Is this customer service?
Me: Well this is the office, but I find myself pretty multi talented. What can I do for ya?
SC: i want to know what something is on my receipt.
Me: *odd, this should be fun* Alright....what does it say?
SC: It says TBD/9823472394 (not the real number)
Me: Sounds like a coupon to me, may I have the item number? It should be on the receipt.
Sc: Sure its xxxxx.
Me: Yup thats 5 bucks off of orange juice. Is the item above it orange juice?
Sc: Err....hum........grrr........yes it is.
Me: there yah go then. anything else?
Sc: Yes actually! I added up the receipt with my calculator and it didn't take the 5 dollars off!
Me: You mean the 5 dollars we just discussed on your receipt?
SC: err.....yah It doesn't add up correctly!
Me: *sigh......fine.......time to get fancy with this, not a sup for no reason afterall!*
Me: Alright sir can I get some additional info? *gets said info*
Seconds pass as i type furiously......
Me: Alright, so im looking at your receipt now...
Sc: You are?
Me: *lists off items he purchased and the day* am i correct?
Sc: errr....yes
Me: Alright, well I dont think I need a calculator to add this all up, but the 5 dollars off is listed, did you remember to add the sales tax?
Sc: *starting to stammer a bit* ummm no......I dont think...I did.... thanks! Bye!
Either a 5 dollar scam, or someone who cant read. Both likely.
And thats the end of that chapter......
Me: *location and name of store* Dept store speaking.
SC: Is this customer service?
Me: Well this is the office, but I find myself pretty multi talented. What can I do for ya?
SC: i want to know what something is on my receipt.
Me: *odd, this should be fun* Alright....what does it say?
SC: It says TBD/9823472394 (not the real number)
Me: Sounds like a coupon to me, may I have the item number? It should be on the receipt.
Sc: Sure its xxxxx.
Me: Yup thats 5 bucks off of orange juice. Is the item above it orange juice?
Sc: Err....hum........grrr........yes it is.
Me: there yah go then. anything else?
Sc: Yes actually! I added up the receipt with my calculator and it didn't take the 5 dollars off!
Me: You mean the 5 dollars we just discussed on your receipt?
SC: err.....yah It doesn't add up correctly!
Me: *sigh......fine.......time to get fancy with this, not a sup for no reason afterall!*
Me: Alright sir can I get some additional info? *gets said info*
Seconds pass as i type furiously......
Me: Alright, so im looking at your receipt now...
Sc: You are?
Me: *lists off items he purchased and the day* am i correct?
Sc: errr....yes
Me: Alright, well I dont think I need a calculator to add this all up, but the 5 dollars off is listed, did you remember to add the sales tax?
Sc: *starting to stammer a bit* ummm no......I dont think...I did.... thanks! Bye!
Either a 5 dollar scam, or someone who cant read. Both likely.
And thats the end of that chapter......
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