How to Flush a Urinal

[mikoyan29]

On Saturday I saw a Chick Tract in the Urinal...

[chainedbarista]

kitty litter might do the job, then all you'd have to do is sweep it up and toss it, rather than actually 'handle' it directly.

still, that's...

why only one ping pong ball?

[Teefies2]

are you sure it was not just a Butterfinger or a Payday bar????

****cookies for reference

Irving Patrick Freleigh No, for the record, it was a Baby Ruth bar.

oooh I know!!! <raising hand> Call on meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Caddyshack

[noone]

2.) While keeping flush handle firmly locked in the down position, sing the entire score of H.M.S. Pinafore while the water is sloshing out of the urinal and onto the floor

It makes me feel so much better when I find people who know G&S. I feel less obsolete.

[wolfie]

2.) While keeping flush handle firmly locked in the down position, sing the entire score of H.M.S. Pinafore while the water is sloshing out of the urinal and onto the floor

A bit of clarification - did you mean "sing H.M.S. Pinafore", or "sing the entire score of the Pirates of Penzance"? I'm sure the subject of your post could do with an introduction to (yes, I know it's a different operetta) the Lord High Executioner. Of course, unlike or , your SC would hardly feel the pain of steel.

[Andara Bledin]

Absorbants, even flour will work. If that's unavailable, paper towels. Lots of them. I have to deal with a flood in the restrooms nearly every working day.

As mentioned, kitty litter. Absorbent and fairly cheap.

I see that this guy skipped the part about "Put your doodle back in your pants and zip up." That should make him easy to find. Just look for him at the center of the crowd that is pointing and laughing.

Oh, no, he's hardly large enough to actually stick out, much less be noticed by anyone in the crowd.

It makes me feel so much better when I find people who know G&S. I feel less obsolete.

Oh, there's quite a few of us hanging about here and CS.

A bit of clarification - did you mean "sing H.M.S. Pinafore", or "sing the entire score of the Pirates of Penzance"? I'm sure the subject of your post could do with an introduction to (yes, I know it's a different operetta) the Lord High Executioner. Of course, unlike or , your SC would hardly feel the pain of steel.

Actually, he likely meant the score of "HMS Pinafore" itself, even if it does have a brief cameo in "The Pirates of Penzance." Speaking of, did you know the movie version with Rex Smith, Linda Ronstadt, and Kevin Kline is out on DVD finally?

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