We have a fairly regular customer at our clothing store who drives us absolutely nuts. Let's call her UGH, short for "Ugh, <customer name> is on her way in." Her crimes and offences are legion and will be the subject of future posts.
For now, though, let's focus on one of her annoying but not quite evil traits: she always asks the same questions about every item. No matter your position or store type I'm sure most of you can relate having a customer who asks a ton of questions but doesn't seem at all interested in actually hearing the responses or learning about the product. Apparently she doesn't feel served unless we interact with her somehow.
Here are some of her greatest hits. (My unspoken but emphatic responses in italics.)
How does this fit?
I'll probably think of more from her and others. In the mean time, I'd love to hear the questions that turn your mere customers into sucky customers!
For now, though, let's focus on one of her annoying but not quite evil traits: she always asks the same questions about every item. No matter your position or store type I'm sure most of you can relate having a customer who asks a ton of questions but doesn't seem at all interested in actually hearing the responses or learning about the product. Apparently she doesn't feel served unless we interact with her somehow.
Here are some of her greatest hits. (My unspoken but emphatic responses in italics.)
How does this fit?
It fits just like the six identical shirts you already own.
How much will this shrink?It's 100% cotton. If you dry it on high heat, it will shrink. Probably a lot.
Does this need to be ironed? If you wad it up into a ball and throw it on a table, like you just did that t-shirt, then yes, it will need to be ironed.
Is this on sale? Is there a sale sign nearby or a markdown sticker on the price tag? No? Then let's just assume it's full price.
How much does this cost?Bitch, if you make me walk halfway across the store just to look at a price tag two inches from your hand I cannot be held responsible for my actions.
This button is loose. Can I get a discount? *super sweetly* No, but I'll be happy to sew it back on for you. Oh, you don't want it now?
This shirt is missing some sequins. Can I get a discount? No, because there are three other pristine shirts in your size. Buy one of them.
I need this in size B but you only have this in size A and size C. Can I get a discount? No. How will a discount make up for the fact that it doesn't fit?
<random statement of dissatisfaction> Can I get a discount? I'm going to smack you now.
I'll probably think of more from her and others. In the mean time, I'd love to hear the questions that turn your mere customers into sucky customers!
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