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  • In the name of all that is holy

    *title, and the fact that I am finally posting this, inspired by Gravekeeper*

    Okay, this was one of my favorite cases from many years ago. I think it has aged enough now that I can post it. What I am posting below is a word for word explanation of why the claimant was fired. The background is simple; the claimant was discharged from a company that provided in home care to adults with disabilities. My job involves finding out if he was discharged for good cause.

    Mr. Penny = claimant's false name

    Reason for discharge:

    Mr. Penny reported that he had attempted to exorcise a demon or spirit for a developmentally disabled client so that he would cease his habit of masturbating. He did this by forcibly holding him against a wall, pressing his hand on the client's forehead, and calling the spirit out. The experience was very disturbing to the client. Mr. Penny was terminated because (1) exorcising perceived "demons" is far beyond the care protocol prescribed for the client and contrary to the interest of the client (2) the potential trauma and risk of other behavioral issues, considering the state of the client is unacceptable, and (3) forcibly holding a client against a wall against their will is considered client abuse. We terminate anyone who is guilty of client abuse. Mr. Penny self reported this incident, leaving us no choice but to terminate him.


    My response was and I would call that a bit beyond 'disturbing' to the poor disabled man!

    My fav part of this was a group of us who read it running around the office, showing it to the other workers, and then 'exorcising the demons' by pressing our palms against the reader's forehead and shouting some random phrases about spirits being commanded to leave. It entertained the entire office for months.
    Last edited by nicolecj; 03-22-2011, 09:43 PM.
    "I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that's the only way of insuring one's immortality."
    - James Joyce

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    Quoth nicolecj View Post
    In the name of all that is holy
    ...and four things that aren't but feel good anyway! </GK Quote>
    PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

    There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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    • #3
      OMG! That poor patient
      "You are beginning to damage my calm."

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      • #4
        Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
        ...and four things that aren't but feel good anyway! </GK Quote>
        Yes... I admit that my life goal is to either marry Gravekeeper or become his apprentice. He has way better quotes than anyone else.
        "I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that's the only way of insuring one's immortality."
        - James Joyce

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        • #5
          If you want someone to stop masturbating, it's not his FOREhead you press your hand to.
          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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          • #6
            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
            If you want someone to stop masturbating, it's not his FOREhead you press your hand to.
            Good thing I've finally learned to put the drink DOWN before I read CS. I don't want to imagine how it would have felt to shoot the baby aspirin out my nose instead of swallowing it.

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            • #7
              No,no,no

              If you want to stop someone masturbating, swallowing it isnt the answer either

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              • #8
                Quoth morgana View Post
                Good thing I've finally learned to put the drink DOWN before I read CS. I don't want to imagine how it would have felt to shoot the baby aspirin out my nose instead of swallowing it.

                I've never heard it called that before

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                • #9
                  No, no, no. Ya'll are thinking of the chocolate milk.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                    If you want someone to stop masturbating, it's not his FOREhead you press your hand to.
                    If you're pressing down there, the crime is called something else . . . .
                    They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth nicolecj
                      ]Mr. Penny reported that he had attempted to exorcise a demon or spirit for a developmentally disabled client so that he would cease his habit of masturbating.
                      ....well, I guess he could try, but that particular demon has a habit of coming back in 10-15 minutes.



                      Quoth nicolecj View Post
                      Yes... I admit that my life goal is to either marry Gravekeeper or become his apprentice.
                      If you want me, I'll be over here alternating between squirming uncomfortably and trying to figure out how I can use this sentiment and others like it to seize control of a small island nation.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                        If you want me, I'll be over here alternating between squirming uncomfortably and trying to figure out how I can use this sentiment and others like it to seize control of a small island nation.
                        Don't worry... I am far too lazy to be a stalker - or an apprentice really. I am also far too cynical to believe that seizing control of a small island nation would be anything other than a PITA. Think of all those SC that would now depend on you for everything. Knowing your posts, there would be pointless laws enacted soley for your amusement- something along the lines of 'you must hop on one leg while greeting the glorious leader.'
                        "I've put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors busy for centuries arguing over what I meant, and that's the only way of insuring one's immortality."
                        - James Joyce

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                          If you want me, I'll be over here alternating between squirming uncomfortably and trying to figure out how I can use this sentiment and others like it to seize control of a small island nation.
                          Don't sell yourself short. You have enough fans to seize control of a medium sized island nation, at least.

                          ^-.-^
                          Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                            Don't sell yourself short. You have enough fans to seize control of a medium sized island nation, at least.

                            ^-.-^
                            I'd join his medium-sized island nation too... (ok that sounds bad... )
                            I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi

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                            • #15
                              I once tried to exorcise my cat by throwing her in the tub and shouting lines from "The Exorcist".

                              Yeah, another one of my epic groundings as a kid.
                              You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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