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  • #1

    Wait... I Have to Pay It Back?!

    This just blew my mind...

    SC: Hi, I received this late notice for a *air quote* loan *end air quote* and I never took out a loan.
    Me: Well, it appears you did, did you receive this money that we lent you?
    SC: You didn't *air quote* lend *end air quote* to me... You gave it to me.
    Me: *Brain reboot* I'm sorry? Did you sign the loan documents?
    SC: Again, you keep using this word *air quote* loan. *end air quote* You just gave me this money...
    Me: It... we... I... It doesn't work that way. We don't just give you money.
    My thoughts: I swear to deity, if you air quote again I'm gonna lose it.
    SC: Butchadid!
    Me: No, you signed the loan paperwork, therefore you owe us your payment.
    SC: NO I DON'T!!! I'M CALLING MY LAWYER!!111!1!!! I'LL HAVE YOU GUYS SHUT DOWN!
    Me: Please lower your voice or I'll have to ask you to leave.
    SC: FUCK YOU!
    Me: Have a great day, please leave or I'll be calling the police.
    SC: YOU GO AHEAD, I'LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR THIS FRAUD OF YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME PAY FOR MONEY I DON'T OWE!!!

    So, I call the cops, they show up, she tells her side of the story... Of course, they laugh and escort her out. She told the police she'd mail her payment in.

    I'm not sure if she was scamming and trying to get out of a loan she took out... Or just nuts. Perhaps both.
    There had to be DUMB in the water today. - Summerfly413
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  • #2
    What a maroon.

    I can't seem to rationalize why someone would think a bank would just give them money. I guess if.....nope, I got nothing.
    Dammit !! ~ Jack Bauer

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    • #3
      If they keep that up, soon they won't have to worry about anyone loaning them money, once any prospective lenders see their credit score...

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      • #4
        Wow, is that how it works? Hold on, I gotta go to the bank...
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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        • #5
          Ten years ago I would have thought she's likely scamming you...

          But today I think she's nuts.

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          • #6
            Guess her *air quote* jedi-mind trick didn't work on you.
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #7
              The air-quotes thing is bad enough. That "Butchadid!" thing though... I can just HEAR how she said it, and I swear, I don't know how you kept from smacking her for copping that kind of attitude.

              Good that the cops straightened her out, though.
              PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

              There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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              • #8
                The only thing I can think of is that she signed one of those "live check" loans, where endorsing (and cashing) the check implies agreement to the loan terms, which are included in the same envelope.

                I don't like them (do they even exist any more?), mainly for security reasons, but you'd have to have a negative IQ to think the bank was just giving you money for free.

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                • #9
                  Quoth AtDIelement View Post
                  I'm not sure if she was scamming and trying to get out of a loan she took out... Or just nuts. Perhaps both.
                  My first guess would be both...combinations are killers
                  But then I remembered this classic.
                  I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                  Who is John Galt?
                  -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                  • #10
                    Good God, Drunken Victim is on freaking tour here, now that he's got some free time from not working night shift anymore!

                    First he tried to buy TVs and other expensive electronics with worthless checks, then he called the bank kicking and screaming about overdraft fees......now he's trying a new trick where he denies even receiving a loan.

                    And he's so desperate, he's disguised himself as a woman. For shame.
                    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                    • #11
                      She's either just that dumb and thought she could throw a big enough hissy fit to not have to pay back the loan, or just that dumb that she thought she could get away with it.
                      "You are beginning to damage my calm."

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                      • #12
                        Um, this is like some of my friends I won't "loan" them money because I know I won't see it again.... but I also don't have legal documents
                        I'm sorry reading is not a new concept it has been widely taught in our nation for at least the past 100 years. Please, learn to do it CORRECTLY before you become contagious.

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                        • #13
                          That "Butchadid!" thing though...
                          eh??? what's that??

                          sadly, i'm not shocked at her lack of comprehension, but then again, she could be a really bad scammer. you sign the papers, guess what...
                          look! it's ghengis khan!
                          Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                          • #14
                            Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                            eh??? what's that??

                            sadly, i'm not shocked at her lack of comprehension, but then again, she could be a really bad scammer. you sign the papers, guess what...
                            From the OP, emphasis added:

                            Quoth AtDIelement View Post
                            SC: Again, you keep using this word *air quote* loan. *end air quote* You just gave me this money...
                            Me: It... we... I... It doesn't work that way. We don't just give you money.
                            My thoughts: I swear to deity, if you air quote again I'm gonna lose it.
                            SC: Butchadid!
                            Translation: "But'cha did!" (But you did!)
                            PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                            There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                            • #15
                              Does anyone also think that the "loan lady" (no air quotes here ) is up to her eyeballs in credit card debt as well? Wouldn't surprise me one bit!
                              Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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