What a $*% (language)

[HotelMinion]

Another lovely SC last night.

It's after 11 pm. Doors are locked until 6 am. Guests are to use their key. Sign says so.

Door: *won't open*

SC: *bonk* @___@ D:< @$&@#%%& !!! @#$#*&$#&$!!! (I couldn't tell exactly what she said but I could tell it was cursing)

Me: Use your key! Read the sign! *chanting this over and over*

SC: *of course doesn't listen, continues cussing* @#%*%&#$ !@#$*@#$*%!! *kicks door*

SC's BF (a total moron BTW): Ha-ha. I know! I'm gonna pretend I'm a suitcase! Ha-ha.

Now when the automatic door is kicked, it goes into defensive mode. No, it doesn't zap the SC into electrons--DON'T I WISH--it completely shuts off and refuses to open at all.

In other words, it BREAKS. THE. STUPID. SC. BROKE. OUR. FRONT. DOOR.

Me: *mutters* God save me from strangling this idiot. *tries door buttons* Step back please.

SC: *still ranting* Cheap ass door! How can a place like this have a BROKEN door?!?!?!

Me: It only BREAKS when it is KICKED.

SC: I didn't kick it!

SC's BF: *voice like Beavis* Yeah, like, she like, didn't like, kick it. Ha-ha. She just, like, slammed her foot against it. Ha-ha.

Me: Oh God!

Finally I manage to get to stupids in by manually opening it. The door just simply would not let the stupid in! If I were the door, and I got kicked by a drunk, I wouldn't either.

SC and SC's BF go into the elevator without saying thank you or sorry or anything at all. I didn't really expect it. Just before the elevators close, I hear:

SC: *screams* I'M NEVER STAYING IN THIS FUCKING HOTEL AGAIN!! AGHHHH!!! *doors close--on her head (j/k, I wish)*

Me: *yells back* IS THAT A PROMISE??

Honestly.

[Tama]

Funny how they PWN themselves sometimes.

Do they not realize their threats are meaningless to you? That you would love for them never to come back?

Apparently not.

[Yarnil]

Did you bill them for the damages?

[Kristev]

Please say yes, you billed them. Or called the cops for vandalism.

[trailerparkmedic]

I like that the doors won't open when kicked. It's like they're taking preemptive action against the idiots who are trying to enter.

[Hellzar]

We get the same thing at our hotel, it has gotten to the point where I just prop our door open with a doorstop. Last night I had a guy who tried to open the door and when it didn't open he just started violently yanking on it, I am surprised that the door didn't break. He came up and asked why the door would not open and I just told him the same thing I tell every one who complains about the door not opening, "Sorry about that I didn't hear you push the buzzer". Usually that quiets them down.

[taxguykarl]

Please say yes, you billed them. Or called the cops for vandalism.

Tell me there is a security video of this as well.