Cable Customers: Abusing Me & Each Other

[Phone Jockey]

Me: Mam, have your husband unplug the cable box to reset it.
C: HEY JOE! Unplug the box, you sorry dog!
Joe: Shut up!
C: You shut up!
Me:

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C: I’m gonna lose it if you don’t give me the # to your office!
Me: OK—
C: Too late!

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C: My son is 21 & if you hear someone “Bam Bam Bam,” I’m over him beating him with the cable box!

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C: Hold on, my dog is attacking me right now. Owwwww!!

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C: Your tech turned off my Internet service today & if I had been home when he did it, I would have punched him in the face!

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Customer is worried about suspicious people walking around his home. He was stabbed last month & doesn’t feel like being stabbed again.

[Becks]

He was stabbed last month & doesn’t feel like being stabbed again.

Well, I must say that I wouldn't feel like getting stabbed again, either, if I were him.

[emax4]

Does being "gouged by cable prices" count?

[ApolloSZ]

He was stabbed last month & doesn’t feel like being stabbed again.

I say Jeeves old boy, I think this month I'll choose being shot. Save lacerations for next month, say what?



*thinks... * Now I start to see why people think I'm weird

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I say Jeeves old boy, I think this month I'll choose being shot. Save lacerations for next month, say what?

As Illya Nikovetch Kuryakin once said "At least when someone's shooting at you, you know where you are."

*thinks... * Now I start to see why people think I'm weird

If you're like me, you're not weird . . .you're demented.

*pats empty chair next to her*

[Phone Jockey]

Customer is worried about suspicious people walking around his home. He was stabbed last month & doesn’t feel like being stabbed again.

I too thought it was strange how he phrased this, but y'know, maybe he really does have options. I think I'm ready to be strangled this month...

[Tama]

Maybe he's still on morphine/some sort of painkiller and is really loopy.

[taxguykarl]

Maybe he's still on morphine/some sort of painkiller and is really loopy.

Actually drugs would explain all of those calls.-

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Actually drugs would explain all of those calls.-

Yep . . . must be in the water supply over here because how else are you going to explain that many unrelated (presumably) people acting so spaced out?

[Peppergirl]

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C: My son is 21 & if you hear someone “Bam Bam Bam,” I’m over him beating him with the cable box!

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As the parent of an almost 21 year old son, is it wrong to say I like this customers style?

[mharbourgirl]

*thinks... * Now I start to see why people think I'm weird

If you're like me, you're not weird . . .you're demented.

*pats empty chair next to her*

*steals chair and offers lap to ApolloSZ*

I was weird long before either of yez knew the word, dibs I the chair.

[dalesys]

*steals chair and offers lap to ApolloSZ*

I was weird long before either of yez knew the word, dibs I the chair.

I'm so wierd that my friends in the 60s where too afraid to let me get stoned with them...


Sure had a lot of ausgroupers thinking I was a narc.

[ApolloSZ]

Wooo! *Sits*

I feel like I fit in! muaahahahahahahaha *Plots nefarious scheme type plans*.

Wait... what were we talking about?

I'm 24, my defense from the "Bam bam bam" is that I'm alot taller than my mum

[taxguykarl]

As the parent of an almost 21 year old son, is it wrong to say I like this customers style?

Now, what did he do?

[mharbourgirl]

Wooo! *Sits*

I feel like I fit in! muaahahahahahahaha *Plots nefarious scheme type plans*.

Wait... what were we talking about?

I'm 24, my defense from the "Bam bam bam" is that I'm alot taller than my mum

So are my brothers: 196cms and 188cms respective. Never stopped our Mom (163cms).