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  • Idiots, Thomas The Tank Engine and a Nom Nom Printer

    So we had an interesting scam the other night, along with some unusual moments.


    A miracle

    Recently we wound up replacing all of our 18 and 30-pack cans of soft drink with 15 and 24 packs respectively, also with some of the flavours that used to come in the 12 now coming in the 15.
    Surprisingly, nobody has bitched about the magical grocery shrink ray yet.

    Wow, you really didn't do your research...

    My supervisor for 2/3 of my regular shifts, E, had to deal with a potential scammer the other night. Basically, guy bought $20 worth of Yellow Zoo phone credit for his daughter (apparaently she was going overseas?) and then he discovered that the particular amount given did not have all the "features" that he wanted on it. Now this requires a little explanation: when you buy Yellow Zoo phone credit and recharge, it will ask you if you want to change what prepaid plan you have: this might be that you want to turn the voucher into a prepaid cap (so you get say $200 worth of talk and text for $20), whether you want the voucher to last for a while, whether you want international calls and so on. This particular carrier has a $10 top up and a $20 basic credit. The guy had gone and bought $20 worth of credit and not bothered to check up on the features.
    Unfortunately, we cannot do ANYTHING at night-this is more because we need to contact the phone rep to refund any phone vouchers. So E offered the guy a chance to come back in the morning and they could fix it then. Unfortunately, the guy got pissed that we couldn't magically refund his voucher on the spot and stormed out, leaving said voucher on the counter.

    Last I checked, it's still sitting there with a note.

    Interesting Music...

    As I mentioned in my random music thread, we had some music from one of the managers playing the other day. Among the highlights included:

    "Stop"and "Spice Up Your Life" by The Spice Girls.
    "Cartoon Heroes" and "Around The World" by Aqua (I almost asked why he didn't do Barbie Girl)
    "Love Shack"
    "Like A Virgin"

    And at the end of the night....we had the Thomas The Tank Engine theme blaring out over the PA, to a crowd of amused shoppers.

    Too much info

    So one of my regular coworkers on a particular shift was sick, so one of the day girls took her place. She will go through the robot conversation ("got much planned for the weekend?") which I try not to do so I don't end up zonking out. Unfortunately, one customer that she had responded to the question by basically implying that he was going to do the horizontal salsa with his wife, who was mortified! He justified it by saying that she shouldn't have asked in the first place

    Why I love my 2IC

    Normally I've had a bad string of 2ICs...my old store went through 4 before I left (1 got fired, 1 transferred to a store near home, 1 quit outright, 1 transferred interstate and then there's the current) and they're about to lose the most recent one again to another store. So needless to say, I haven't had a good rapport with the 2ICs.

    The other day I got quite bored at my register-as in, I was the only one stuck on a register in the mdidle of nowhere. So while I was bored, I turned my printer into a Nom Nom Printer by adding eyes and teeth. My 2IC was quite amused and let me keep it up
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

  • #2
    Quoth fireheart17 View Post
    Last I checked, it's still sitting there with a note.
    His response to wanting a refund is to make certain he has no proof of a refund being available?

    This does not bode well for humanity.

    Rapscallion

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    • #3
      Quoth Rapscallion View Post
      His response to wanting a refund is to make certain he has no proof of a refund being available?

      This does not bode well for humanity.

      Rapscallion
      Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that he didn't have his receipt either.
      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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      • #4
        Damn you, i've just spent the last 30 minutes ebaying looking for Thomas the Tank engine DVDs now!

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        • #5
          Quoth fireheart17 View Post
          Interesting Music...
          The music policy at our pizza joint is essentially "bring your iPod/CD's and we'll put it on the dock's rotation" I love that place. We've had everything from random indie rock to top 40's to black metal to video game remixes to Meat Loaf and Queen... The managers have been threatening to bust out some ABBA if we have a day when nobody else brings tunes...
          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
          "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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          • #6
            One year I put a cd together of Bob Rivers Twisted Christmas. It was great watching folk (staff included) singing along to themselves, then realising "those words are not my words".

            I was quite careful with my selection. "Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer" was most definitely not on the playlist.

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            • #7
              Quoth Bunny the Veggie Slayer View Post

              I was quite careful with my selection. "Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer" was most definitely not on the playlist.


              Thank you, I just swallowed my new gum
              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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              • #8
                ROFL, I almost spit my coffee on my screen

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                • #9
                  Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                  Too much info
                  Did it at least make her stop asking the question to other customers? lol

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Draco View Post
                    Did it at least make her stop asking the question to other customers? lol
                    Nope. She kept doing it. She mainly works days, so it was a bit of a shock for her after having done days for a while. She used to do nights.
                    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                    • #11
                      And at the end of the night....we had the Thomas The Tank Engine theme blaring out over the PA, to a crowd of amused shoppers.
                      That's funny

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                      • #12
                        Rock On!

                        Quoth fireheart17 View Post

                        Interesting Music...

                        As I mentioned in my random music thread, we had some music from one of the managers playing the other day. Among the highlights included:

                        "Stop"and "Spice Up Your Life" by The Spice Girls.
                        "Cartoon Heroes" and "Around The World" by Aqua (I almost asked why he didn't do Barbie Girl)
                        "Love Shack"
                        "Like A Virgin"

                        And at the end of the night....we had the Thomas The Tank Engine theme blaring out over the PA, to a crowd of amused shoppers.

                        We used to have a 24 hour QFC near our house, that if you went there really late (like 3AM) when all they were doing was restocking, you'd regularly get to hear Metallica, Iron Maiden, AD/DC.


                        Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                        Too much info

                        So one of my regular coworkers on a particular shift was sick, so one of the day girls took her place. She will go through the robot conversation ("got much planned for the weekend?") which I try not to do so I don't end up zonking out. Unfortunately, one customer that she had responded to the question by basically implying that he was going to do the horizontal salsa with his wife, who was mortified! He justified it by saying that she shouldn't have asked in the first place
                        I second that. If can't handle the answer, don't ask the question.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth EricKei View Post
                          The music policy at our pizza joint is essentially "bring your iPod/CD's and we'll put it on the dock's rotation" I love that place. We've had everything from random indie rock to top 40's to black metal to video game remixes to Meat Loaf and Queen... The managers have been threatening to bust out some ABBA if we have a day when nobody else brings tunes...
                          Hey I LOVE ABBA!!!!!
                          The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away.

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                          • #14
                            I hate "Love Shack" my roommates used to play it all the time. And then they would sing to it. God I hate that song.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth mikoyan29 View Post
                              I hate "Love Shack" my roommates used to play it all the time. And then they would sing to it. God I hate that song.
                              I've heard it way too many times lately that I agree. Although I can't help but scream "TIN ROOF RUSTED!" at the top of my lungs.

                              Also, I asked the manager in question why we didn't have more rock stuff blaring over the PA. There was some Kiss and Queen thankfully tho. And on top of that, on Friday nights now, the nightfill manager allows his crew to bring in their stuff and will rotate it over the PA because it DOES help them get their work done faster.

                              Stryker, that's why I try and usually talk about the PRODUCT rather than the customers. Because occasionally you hear things you don't want to know. Which in a few cases has triggered .

                              ETA: If I ever end up having the chance to rotate my iPod into the mix, I have The Doom Song (as a sound clip) and I am DEFINITELY putting that in.
                              Last edited by fireheart; 04-20-2011, 05:09 PM.
                              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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