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  • Sorry to use the "n" word on you

    I totally outraged two separate customers today with my use of the "n" word.

    I was expecting a normal day with a 4:00 finish, so I foolishly behaved like a non-enslaved, free human being and made plans for 6:00. Shortly after I did so, customer 1 came up to me with this (italics are where it's translated to what he meant):

    SC: I'm a dumbass who can't get my shit together and plan things properly. This is a meaningless task that doesn't really need to be done. You could do it right now but you might disturb some of the beautiful people who are so much more important than you, so I need you to do it after 6:00.
    Me: No, I'm sorry I can't do that today.
    SC: .... .... No you can't ?!?
    Me: Not today, sorry. I was told it would be a 4:00 finish today so I just made an appointment that I can't break.
    SC: Are you sure you can't fit it in? You have no life of your own, do my bidding slave.
    Me: Sorry, no. I made the appointment for 6:00. It's really important, I've been trying to set it up for weeks.
    SC: Oh, okay, no problem, I guess it can wait. Your boss is going to get an earful over this.


    The day carries on and I get a call from the boss. He asks about customer 1 and I explain, then he tells me about the latest add on. It's another meaningless task (a moving bin pickup) that should be able to wait until tomorrow or next week, but will mean the end of the world if it is not done today. Fine, whatever, if I leave right now I'll have just enough time to take care of it and still finish by 4:00. I head to that customer:

    SC: Okay, so after you take those bins away, we just need you to move these 200 file boxes and 20 pieces of furniture down to storage.
    Me: Ummm, NO. I don't have time to do that.
    SC: ..... ... NO?!? ..... But we need it done.
    Me: Well I'm sorry, I was told this was a bin pickup, that's all I have time for today.
    SC: We told your boss we had a couple of things for you to do while you were here.
    Me: Well that message wasn't passed on to me. That is at least two to three hours of work to move all that, I don't have time.
    SC: What are we supposed to do, we need it to be moved.

    This whining carried on, I got them to call the boss to get things arranged.


    These two customers were first shocked, then outraged that I would actually say "NO" to them. I'm expected to do their bidding, saying "no", like I have rights and freedoms of my own was a shock to their systems.
    D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
    Quoth = Crossbow "EvilHomer, Irv, Gravekeeper, and Seraph: the Four Horsemen of the Dumbpocalypse."

  • #2
    I know the feeling, it was my day off I went in, and my co-worker wouldn't let me leave at the time management promised I could leave.... and they wonder why my policy is if someone is not dead. or in the process of dieing, I'm not coming in.
    I'm sorry reading is not a new concept it has been widely taught in our nation for at least the past 100 years. Please, learn to do it CORRECTLY before you become contagious.

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    • #3
      Oh, I know how that feels; the assumption that we mindless drones don't have lives, and when the day is done, we just switch ourselves off and put ourselves in a cupboard til tomorrow.

      Today I'm working and we're closing the petrol station early, cuz it's Good Friday. I confidently predict SCs, cuz that's what happened last year.

      "Sobcrywaaambulance! I neeeeed petrol! Whyyyy are you closing? It's Good Friday, I neeed petrol!" And soforth.
      People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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      • #4
        Quite often, if the boss hasn't told you to do something, it's because the customer hasn't agreed to pay for it. I get calls like that from vendors all the time:

        Vendor: "Customer asked if I could pressure wash the pool and clubhouse today..."

        Me: "When customer signs the proposal, I'll let you know so we can get it scheduled."

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        • #5
          Oh no, the boss was fully aware of the extra work. He wasn't aware of how much, just that it was there and since it was hourly billing, he didn't care. He didn't bother telling me about it because he figured I'd just go ahead and do it. That one actually requires a separate Morons in Management post.
          D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
          Quoth = Crossbow "EvilHomer, Irv, Gravekeeper, and Seraph: the Four Horsemen of the Dumbpocalypse."

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          • #6
            I'm always amazed at the number of people who think that we in the service industry are

            A) Too stupid and lazy to live

            and

            B) Totally devoted to our work, the work of keeping customers perfectly happy.

            People are funny.
            I have a map of the world. It's actual size.

            -- Steven Wright

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            • #7
              Quoth TonyDonuts View Post
              I'm always amazed at the number of people who think that we in the service industry are

              A) Too stupid and lazy to live

              and

              B) Totally devoted to our work, the work of keeping customers perfectly happy.

              People are funny.

              I can't agree with B enough, when I clock out, I'm clocked out, I don't have to do anything, NO i'm not going in the back to look for X, sure call my DM, I'm not working I'm standing in line about to buy beer for my relaxation at home. I purposely have my shirt off and laying on my shoulder so intelligent people could infer im not on duty.
              I'm sorry reading is not a new concept it has been widely taught in our nation for at least the past 100 years. Please, learn to do it CORRECTLY before you become contagious.

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              • #8
                Well darn, I was thinking you meant a different "n" word and when I opened the story to read it I was very curious as to how you were using it!

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                • #9
                  People are funnyselfish and absurd.
                  fixed it for you; along with the mind reading, this is something that really annoys me. if we're not paid for it/informed about it, it won't be done.
                  look! it's ghengis khan!
                  Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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                  • #10
                    When I saw "n" word, I was thinking it was.. Well, never mind what I was thinking.
                    http://www.customerssuck.com/?m=20080203

                    My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is telling me.

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