At 5pm, all the phones in the school are turned off, so that whenever someone tries to ring, it goes straight to an answering machine. However, recently I have had a lot of potential clients who are looking for evening classes that have been trying to get a hold of me, but haven't been able to due to the phones being off. Because of this, during the Easter break, the school installed a new direct line to my office phone, so that when someone rings the school, they get this automated message:
"Welcome to *school*. I am sorry, but the campus is now closed for the evening. Please hold the line to leave a message. Or if your matter concerns an evening class, please press 1 to be put through to *my job*"
I have only been back at school for three days, and the phone is ringing CONSTANTLY. The problem is that none of these matters concern my job!
*ring ring*
Me: Good evening, head of adult learning speaking.
SC: Yes, I demand to speak to someone in charage regarding an incident my son was involved in today.
Me: I am afraid everyone has gone home for the day.
SC: Then why the hell did you answer!? *click*
*ring ring*
Me: Good evening, head of adult learning speaking.
SC: I need to speak to Mrs Teacher about my daughter! She has came home terribly upset!
Me: Mrs Teacher has gone home for the day.
SC: Well that's typical of that lazy cow! *click*
*ring ring*
Me: Good evening...(I think you guys get the picture)
SC: I need to make an appointment to speak to the head tomorrow.
Me: I am afraid I can only help with adult learning matters.
SC: Just make the appointment. I will be at school at 1pm tomorrow.
Me: Well I can tell you right away that 1pm won't be good, as it is lunch break.
SC: Well I guess she isn't going to have lunch then! *click*
*ring ring*
Me: Good evening *spiel*
SC: Yeah....uhhhh...I lost an earring when I was picking my daughter up today. Have you found it?
Me: I am afraid you will have to call back tomorrow about lost property. I can only help with adult learning matters.
SC: But I paid £5 for the earring!!
Me: Ok.
SC: .............................
Me: ..............................
SC: *click*
*ring ring*
SC: I wish to put in a complaint about your site staff!
Me: I cannot deal with complaints. You will have to call back tomorrow.
SC: But he was very, very rude to my dog!
Me: *click*
*ring ring*
SC: I am trying to help my daughter with her homework, but it is too difficult! I want to speak to whoever gave her such horrible work!
Me: All staff have gone home for the day.
SC: Oh great! Now I'm speaking to another recording! *click*
*ring ring*
SC: What time is it?
Me: Time you stopped wasting my time. *click*
I spoke to a daytime office worker about this.
CW: You think that's bad? It's a million times worse during the day! Sometimes I wonder if ANY of the parents in this school have jobs.
"Welcome to *school*. I am sorry, but the campus is now closed for the evening. Please hold the line to leave a message. Or if your matter concerns an evening class, please press 1 to be put through to *my job*"
I have only been back at school for three days, and the phone is ringing CONSTANTLY. The problem is that none of these matters concern my job!
*ring ring*
Me: Good evening, head of adult learning speaking.
SC: Yes, I demand to speak to someone in charage regarding an incident my son was involved in today.
Me: I am afraid everyone has gone home for the day.
SC: Then why the hell did you answer!? *click*
*ring ring*
Me: Good evening, head of adult learning speaking.
SC: I need to speak to Mrs Teacher about my daughter! She has came home terribly upset!
Me: Mrs Teacher has gone home for the day.
SC: Well that's typical of that lazy cow! *click*
*ring ring*
Me: Good evening...(I think you guys get the picture)
SC: I need to make an appointment to speak to the head tomorrow.
Me: I am afraid I can only help with adult learning matters.
SC: Just make the appointment. I will be at school at 1pm tomorrow.
Me: Well I can tell you right away that 1pm won't be good, as it is lunch break.
SC: Well I guess she isn't going to have lunch then! *click*
*ring ring*
Me: Good evening *spiel*
SC: Yeah....uhhhh...I lost an earring when I was picking my daughter up today. Have you found it?
Me: I am afraid you will have to call back tomorrow about lost property. I can only help with adult learning matters.
SC: But I paid £5 for the earring!!
Me: Ok.
SC: .............................
Me: ..............................
SC: *click*
*ring ring*
SC: I wish to put in a complaint about your site staff!
Me: I cannot deal with complaints. You will have to call back tomorrow.
SC: But he was very, very rude to my dog!
Me: *click*
*ring ring*
SC: I am trying to help my daughter with her homework, but it is too difficult! I want to speak to whoever gave her such horrible work!
Me: All staff have gone home for the day.
SC: Oh great! Now I'm speaking to another recording! *click*
*ring ring*
SC: What time is it?
Me: Time you stopped wasting my time. *click*
I spoke to a daytime office worker about this.
CW: You think that's bad? It's a million times worse during the day! Sometimes I wonder if ANY of the parents in this school have jobs.
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