Once again, what exactly do you think we do here?

[Betweenshades]

There's a lady dropping off her TV right now with my CW for repair. She doesn't know what's wrong with it (like "it doesn't turn on" or "no signal" or even "the picture is wonky.") just "it's broken" and then makes my day with this gem:

"I don't pay for diagnostic charges. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll either leave it with you or take it."



Again with the telepathy? Even if you had told us in vast detail what it's doing, we're still going to need to actually diagnose it properly. And for that, we need you to both leave the TV and pay us.

[Moirae]

lol. What exactly did she think diagnostics means?

[Sheldonrs]

I wonder if she goes to her doctor and says, "I don't pay for tests! Just tell me what's wrong with me and I'll either leave or let you treat me."

[skeptic53]

I wonder if she goes to her doctor and says, "I don't pay for tests! Just tell me what's wrong with me and I'll either leave or let you treat me."

Um, yeah, that happens at least once a day at our clinic.

[MoonCat]

Unclear on the concept. Very.

[Jester]

Um, yeah, that happens at least once a day at our clinic.

Seriously?!?!?

[C. Cecil Ivanish]

"I don't pay for diagnostic charges. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll either leave it with you or take it."

I guess you could open it, fix something random and tell her that you did what you could without the diagnosing part.