I hate impatient customers. Had a jewel the other day who was reporting his Internet circuit down, but a) had no information to look up his service, and b) was getting upset about the required troubleshooting questions. It went like this:
Me: Repair, this is greensinestro.
SC: I need to report my Internet down. I'm Asshole with Shitheads R Us.
Me: OK. I need to ask for your circuit ID please.
SC: It's in your computer. Ugh! This is taking too long. Let me talk to S! He never gives me a hard time like you are.
Me: I'm sorry Mr. Asshole, but S isn't in at the moment. You'll have to report this to me, plus you have several circuits with us. I need the actual circuit ID or the address so I don't open a report on the wrong circuit.
SC: This is taking way too long. Get me S so I can get off this phone.
Me: Mr Asshole, I just told you S isn't in, and I need this information to help you with this outage.
SC: Fine! It's 155 I'm A Fuckface Lane. This is taking too long! Put S on the phone!
Me: Mr Asshole, he isn't here and gets in later. I can't put him on if he's not in. Now, I need to ask you what you see on your equipment to find out why it's down.
SC: Never mind. I'll just speak to S later.
I actually handled this to the end, but with the time it took to deal with Mr Asshole's impatience, not to mention his asking for my co-worker S three times after I told him he wasn't in, we could have solved this problem.
He also has ten locations, but we aren't supposed to ask for address information or anything helpful. Next time, I'll just open ten trouble tickets, then charge him for ten repair visits. Make himthink twice about being Mr Asshole with Shitheads R Us at 155 I'm A Fuckface Lane.
Me: Repair, this is greensinestro.
SC: I need to report my Internet down. I'm Asshole with Shitheads R Us.
Me: OK. I need to ask for your circuit ID please.
SC: It's in your computer. Ugh! This is taking too long. Let me talk to S! He never gives me a hard time like you are.
Me: I'm sorry Mr. Asshole, but S isn't in at the moment. You'll have to report this to me, plus you have several circuits with us. I need the actual circuit ID or the address so I don't open a report on the wrong circuit.
SC: This is taking way too long. Get me S so I can get off this phone.
Me: Mr Asshole, I just told you S isn't in, and I need this information to help you with this outage.
SC: Fine! It's 155 I'm A Fuckface Lane. This is taking too long! Put S on the phone!
Me: Mr Asshole, he isn't here and gets in later. I can't put him on if he's not in. Now, I need to ask you what you see on your equipment to find out why it's down.
SC: Never mind. I'll just speak to S later.
I actually handled this to the end, but with the time it took to deal with Mr Asshole's impatience, not to mention his asking for my co-worker S three times after I told him he wasn't in, we could have solved this problem.
He also has ten locations, but we aren't supposed to ask for address information or anything helpful. Next time, I'll just open ten trouble tickets, then charge him for ten repair visits. Make himthink twice about being Mr Asshole with Shitheads R Us at 155 I'm A Fuckface Lane.
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