Can I have your number baby?

[Kisa]

I work various positions at a fast food joint. Whener I work closing shift on drive thru I get hit on. Mostly because i'm a girl and because i'm at the window talking to drunk idiots. I've been called baby, gorgeous, sweetie, and every pet name you can think of and asked "when do you get off work" and "can I have your number" too many times to count. I say no in the most polite way I can think of and they respond with a chorus of "awweeee"'s. One particular customer decided to react in a different way.

Me: There you go sir! *hands bag of food* You have a nice night!
Drunk Guy: Wait I need something else.
Me: Alright...*expecting a request for sauce, napkins, etc*
DG: Your phone number
Me: Oh i'm sorry i'm not allowed to (lie) I'm at work right now.
DG: WHAT?!!! ARE YOU EFFIINGGG KIDDIINNGGG MEEE!!!
Me:
DG: WHAT THE F*** IS YOUR PROBLEM HUH?!! WHY CANT YOU JUST GIVE IT TO MEE?!!! WHATEVER!! I WOULDNT WANNA DATE YOU ANYWAY BITCH!!!!
Me: Have a nice night sir...

[BrenDAnn]

I'm truly sorry that blight upon society tried that with you. I had a creeper try almost the same with me the other night at the C-store.

Creepy Guy (CG): *asks for smokes or whatever*
ME: Alright, and can I get you anything else?
CG: Well I'd ask you out on a date, but I already know you'll say no, sooo...

Ew ew ew and EW! Go away, creeper! No! Where do these people come from??? Gah!!

[Josh]

As a representative of the male species, I apologize.

ps. I luv puppies, kitties, long walk in the beach, chick flicks and whatever...
can I have your number??

[chainedbarista]

ergh, it seems if you have teh boobies, creepers use that as a valid excuse to force their attentions on you, because they have no other way of approaching you normally. just ew. (takes a decon bath)

[Frantic Freddie]

I too would like to apoplogize for the assholes of my gender.

Back when I was single I NEVER talked to a girl like that,my mama taught me how to treat the ladies.I always tried to be polite & charming,usually worked too *smiles & winks at all the girls"

One night we're sittin' at the bar havin' a drink before we get up on stage & this very attractive young lady comes in & walks by a table next to the bar where 2 guys are sittin'.Cue Mr. Dazzling Reparteé,loudly enough for her to hear: (sorry for the language & imagery,but it truly conveys the essence of this oxygen-waster) "Man,I'd eat the peanuts outta her shit!"

So we go on break & Mr. Silvertongue is bitterly complaining to everyone in earshot that "The fuckin' bitch won't dance with me"

Gee,ya think?

The bouncer told him to shut up or he'd be dancin' with the pavement outside.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Had that happen a couple of times back at the little WD store in the 'hood . . .

First creep approached me when I was closing one night and trying to sweep the front end around the buggy corral. He practically had me hemmed inside it trying to ask questions that were WAY too personal. I ended up having to almost yell at the cashier who was still on a register to page the manager up front NOW.

MOD came up, saw what was going on and promptly kicked the guy out . . . and was told never to come back.

Second creep was a younger guy who was working with us for a spell . . . I finally gave him a phone number, but it was for a phone number from our previous address that we no longer had.

Kid learned quick to leave me alone after that - especially after his Mom found out.

[Polenicus]

HOW could you let that one get away?! He's obviously a fine catch with his smooth lines and witty comebacks! He has learned the secret that insulting people makes them more willing to give you things, and seduces the ladies!

...

Seriously though, we need to start a Y chromosome repossession service, because some people are obviously not earning it.

This is why I miss chivalry. Yes, it was terribly sexist, but at least if I saw an idiot behaving like this towards a lady I'd be justified in running him through with a sword.

[Kisa]

As a representative of the male species, I apologize.

ps. I luv puppies, kitties, long walk in the beach, chick flicks and whatever...
can I have your number??

Thanx for that. I just got back from another lovely night of workin the window and definetly needed the laugh

HOW could you let that one get away?! He's obviously a fine catch with his smooth lines and witty comebacks! He has learned the secret that insulting people makes them more willing to give you things, and seduces the ladies!

...

Seriously though, we need to start a Y chromosome repossession service, because some people are obviously not earning it.

This is why I miss chivalry. Yes, it was terribly sexist, but at least if I saw an idiot behaving like this towards a lady I'd be justified in running him through with a sword.

I know right?!! I mean what girl doesnt like being called a bitch? It's such a romantic pet name! but seriously I would love to take u to work with me U can put all the drunks in their place

[fireheart]

Wow, that dude must be desperate. Not being offensive to you Kisa, but seriously, there are PLACES to get a date. Fast food joints and the like are not a place to get someone's number! Ugh, what a creep.

[blas]

I love when creepy guys hit on you, you turn them down, and then the insults fly! My, some people's egos are just a little bit sensitive, aren't they?

For good measure, I quit waitressing after one overnight shift when I was stiffed twice by creepy guys. Once because I wouldn't sit on the guy's lap, and the other because I wouldn't give this guy my number. Thanks for the stiff, pricks.

[Legal Eagle]

Thanks for the stiff, pricks.

Is it wrong i read this without noticing the comma at first.....

[blas]

No, it's totally my fault I put those two words so closely together. I'm such a natural blonde, it's almost painful.

[Kisa]

I love when creepy guys hit on you, you turn them down, and then the insults fly! My, some people's egos are just a little bit sensitive, aren't they?

For good measure, I quit waitressing after one overnight shift when I was stiffed twice by creepy guys. Once because I wouldn't sit on the guy's lap, and the other because I wouldn't give this guy my number. Thanks for the stiff, pricks.

I think the second guy wanted a lapdance but was too broke. His genius plan: "I'll go to a restaraunt and ask a pretty waitress to sit on my lap! It's perfect!"

And thats when he picked the wrong waitress....DENIED!!

[Kisa]

Wow, that dude must be desperate. Not being offensive to you Kisa, but seriously, there are PLACES to get a date. Fast food joints and the like are not a place to get someone's number! Ugh, what a creep.

Some guys dont understand when you are working you are only being nice because YOU ARE WORKING! Managers typically frown upon employees treating customers rudely (no matter how rude they are to you) so we are forced to smile and laugh no matter how sucky a customer is

[XCashier]

Drunk Guy: Wait I need something else.
Me: Alright...*expecting a request for sauce, napkins, etc*
DG: Your phone number
Me: Oh i'm sorry i'm not allowed to (lie) I'm at work right now.
DG: WHAT?!!! ARE YOU EFFIINGGG KIDDIINNGGG MEEE!!!
Me:
DG: WHAT THE F*** IS YOUR PROBLEM HUH?!! WHY CANT YOU JUST GIVE IT TO MEE?!!! WHATEVER!! I WOULDNT WANNA DATE YOU ANYWAY BITCH!!!!

"Then why'd you ask for my number in the first place?"

Ask for a phone number, then let the insults and vulgarities fly when you don't get it. Yeah, that'll totally make her want to go out with you. What woman doesn't want a guy who treats her like crap?! [/sarcasm] Dumbass.

Kisa, you might want to look up and memorize your local Rejection Hotline number. Give that out to those creeps.