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First, the story of the dead ex-cw http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...285#post900285
Most of my problems were on the second floor. One person wanted to borrow a paperclip or the stapler. It's one of those people who write on reams of paper their crazy shit. I hand him the stapler and tell him to bring his own supplies next time. He goes off on me, about how I have an attitude, he rather that I told him "no" then tell him what I did. ON he goes, I tell him he is harrassing me now, and he goes on even more. So I decide to go downstairs to escape the dude and he follows me. Then he sees security and starts complaining to them about me and she tells him that what he should do is move along.
Then a repeat of this thread, http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=77718, where a guy asks to use one of the 2nd floor computers. I asked him for what, he tells me to get on the internet, I tell him what the computers are used for. I go to help someone and he's inserting his library card in the slot where you insert a print card
Then he starts to tell me he wants to use the computer to look for a job. I asked him what site is he going to (because I call bullshit on him looking for a job) and he goes on about how it's my job to do what he tells me to do, that he doens't have to tell me what he is doing, then he asks for my name and he goes looking for my supervisor. He found someone to log him in. So since he gets 1 hour at a time I start taking out 30 min. from his time. I see latter on he is logged in again and I take another 30 min. out.
now for what you are waiting for, the obscene call
Ten minutes to closing.
person who took a beating all day: me
obscene caller: sc
Me: This is blah blah blah how may I help you?
sc: Can you translate for me something from Spanish to English? It's from a text message.
me: ok
sc: *spells out the words* quiero cojer duro.
me: *I speak spanish so I translate it easily, but I put her on hold and play farmtown so I don't make it too easy for her. You start translating one thing quickly, then people expect you to translate whole freaking books* It means "I want to hold you hard/tight.
sc: where did yo utranslate it from?
me: from a Spanish dictionary. I had to conjugate the first word.
sc: I need you to translate it from google translate.
me: you should have told me this in the first place.
sc: sorry.
Me; *goes to google translate. I do
. I never seen the word cojer mean fuck. I just guess someone where in the Spanish-speaking world someone uses that word to mean that. Granted, there is no word in Spanish for "fuck," though in Colombian Spanish, you can say "no me hoda" to mean "don't fuck me over", though "hoda" means "bother". * Ma'm it's an obscenity, just so you know.
sc: what is it.
me: I want to fuck hard
sc: what was that?
me: I want to fuck hard
sc: you said you had to conjugate a word.
me: I said I had to conjugate the first word.
sc: can you repeat what it says?
me: I want to fuck hard. Ok, I am uncomfortable with this.
sc: I'm jacking off.
me: stupid cocksucker, don't call her again.
Though I'm more pissed at my cw who was with me answereing phones. First, she comes in 10 min late, and for those 10 min I was really busy. Then when she came in we get no calls. Then she has to go get her purse and I get a lot of calls and then this twit.
Most of my problems were on the second floor. One person wanted to borrow a paperclip or the stapler. It's one of those people who write on reams of paper their crazy shit. I hand him the stapler and tell him to bring his own supplies next time. He goes off on me, about how I have an attitude, he rather that I told him "no" then tell him what I did. ON he goes, I tell him he is harrassing me now, and he goes on even more. So I decide to go downstairs to escape the dude and he follows me. Then he sees security and starts complaining to them about me and she tells him that what he should do is move along.
Then a repeat of this thread, http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=77718, where a guy asks to use one of the 2nd floor computers. I asked him for what, he tells me to get on the internet, I tell him what the computers are used for. I go to help someone and he's inserting his library card in the slot where you insert a print card
Then he starts to tell me he wants to use the computer to look for a job. I asked him what site is he going to (because I call bullshit on him looking for a job) and he goes on about how it's my job to do what he tells me to do, that he doens't have to tell me what he is doing, then he asks for my name and he goes looking for my supervisor. He found someone to log him in. So since he gets 1 hour at a time I start taking out 30 min. from his time. I see latter on he is logged in again and I take another 30 min. out.
now for what you are waiting for, the obscene call
Ten minutes to closing.
person who took a beating all day: me
obscene caller: sc
Me: This is blah blah blah how may I help you?
sc: Can you translate for me something from Spanish to English? It's from a text message.
me: ok
sc: *spells out the words* quiero cojer duro.
me: *I speak spanish so I translate it easily, but I put her on hold and play farmtown so I don't make it too easy for her. You start translating one thing quickly, then people expect you to translate whole freaking books* It means "I want to hold you hard/tight.
sc: where did yo utranslate it from?
me: from a Spanish dictionary. I had to conjugate the first word.
sc: I need you to translate it from google translate.
me: you should have told me this in the first place.
sc: sorry.
Me; *goes to google translate. I do
. I never seen the word cojer mean fuck. I just guess someone where in the Spanish-speaking world someone uses that word to mean that. Granted, there is no word in Spanish for "fuck," though in Colombian Spanish, you can say "no me hoda" to mean "don't fuck me over", though "hoda" means "bother". * Ma'm it's an obscenity, just so you know.sc: what is it.
me: I want to fuck hard
sc: what was that?
me: I want to fuck hard
sc: you said you had to conjugate a word.
me: I said I had to conjugate the first word.
sc: can you repeat what it says?
me: I want to fuck hard. Ok, I am uncomfortable with this.
sc: I'm jacking off.
me: stupid cocksucker, don't call her again.
Though I'm more pissed at my cw who was with me answereing phones. First, she comes in 10 min late, and for those 10 min I was really busy. Then when she came in we get no calls. Then she has to go get her purse and I get a lot of calls and then this twit.
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