Guard Dooty

[redleg]

The "handcuffs and duct tape" was especially funny... Especially since it probably never dawned on her that the kids could probably slide the cuffs right off their wrists anyway. Now if you had the plastic zip-tie style that'd be a different story.

you mean flex cuffs? i still have a bit of a stockpile after my last tour in iraq. i even got the kind you can unlock.

[wolfie]

Handle your gun ehe? When I was at a hotel, I had people asking if I could handcuff members of the bridal party for photo ops. Big no-no, pictures always come back to bite you!

If only you'd had a second, "unofficial" pair of cuffs, covered in pink fake fur, to use for those photo-ops. So long as you're not in the picture, what proof does anyone have that they were your cuffs?