Oh my God, the damn Powerball. That thing can go away anytime.
When I was either 18 or 19, sometime when I was still at the gas station, the Powerball got up to some really ridiculous amount, and you would have thought it was the Hurricane Katrina Gas Scare all over again. My store was freaking packed, but it was for fucking lottery tickets. I got behind in all my chores and stocking duties.....in one slow moment, I just raided the cigg cabinet and started taking from cartons because I couldn't stock them. I nearly pissed my pants because I coudn't go to the bathroom. Everyone wanted a fucking Powerball ticket.
Newsflash. It's more likely that Bradley Cooper will walk into this door and take me right into the bedroom than any of us winning the Powerball. K?
When I was either 18 or 19, sometime when I was still at the gas station, the Powerball got up to some really ridiculous amount, and you would have thought it was the Hurricane Katrina Gas Scare all over again. My store was freaking packed, but it was for fucking lottery tickets. I got behind in all my chores and stocking duties.....in one slow moment, I just raided the cigg cabinet and started taking from cartons because I couldn't stock them. I nearly pissed my pants because I coudn't go to the bathroom. Everyone wanted a fucking Powerball ticket.
Newsflash. It's more likely that Bradley Cooper will walk into this door and take me right into the bedroom than any of us winning the Powerball. K?


I once overheard a comedian quip that the best way to beat a slot machine was with a sledge hammer.

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