There must be a full moon tonight: Part 2

[Kisa]

If you made it this far, thank you for putting up with my rant I hope you're getting some form of entertainment from it.

Here's Part 2: Too crazy for words

That can't be legal

I hear someone pull past the speaker, it doesn't sound quite like a car but I pay it no mind and continue to work through the constant onslaught of customers. While my head is out the window, I see a HUGE umbrella behing the truck at the window. When the truck leaves the next customer approached the window. It was a guy riding a mini tractor, pulling a small cart behind him with 2 girls sitting in the cart. The cart was so small, their legs hung out of the cart and there was a huge beach umbrella covering the girls. I live in a small city near the water, hardly a farm town so I (and all my coworkers) was stunned and very amused by the drunks. They drove away and pulled into the street to go "bar hopping". Really?!! I had no idea you were drinking!!

Drunks on wheels

2 girls came to the window on bicycles. We asked, "why don't you have a car"? "Well we're drunk as hell! We've been bar hopping since 3pm! (note: it's 2am at this time) One of them bought a rather large hanging plant at a flower shop and had it hanging from her handlebar. It was quite a sight.

Wow... Just... Wow

Girls come to speaker.

Me: Hi how are you?
Drunk girl: I'm awesome!! hahahaha
Me: Thats good, what can I get for you?
DG: Do you give discounts to lesbians? I'm here with my lover and wanna buy her hot sexy food!!
Me: *too much info thanks* No sorry we don't.
DG: Oh darn it hahahha! Do you have (item we don't have)?
Me: No sorry we got rid of that.
DG: OHHH NOOOO!!! I NEEEDDD SOMETHING SPICY AND CRUNCHY FOR MY LOVER!!
Me: Would you like to try (other item)?
DG: Yeahhhh!!! I work for another (store name) a few miles away!
Me: Oh that's cool.
DG: QUIZ ME! QUIZ ME! ASK ME WHATS ON SOMETHING!!
Me: Ok... What's on the volcano burrito?
DG: *rattles off ingrediants*
Me: That's right.
DG: WOOOOOO YAAAYYYYYYYY AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Note: at this point we have a line going thru the parking lot and into the street so I really want to wrap thip up.
Me: Ok what else do you want?
*guy behind her lays on his horn. I don't blame him. It's been 4 minutes*
DG: SHUT THE F#*K UP YOU STUPID MOTHER F*#KER!!!! I'M ORDERING FOOD!!!!
Manager: You need to hurry up. We need to take care of everyone else too.
DG: Okaaayyyyyy *finishes order and pulls up*

Next car comes to the speaker.
Me: Hi how are you?
SC: ...F*$k you!! *speeds off*
Me:

Drunk "lesbians" come pay. They have 2 guys in the back seat they say are their "man bitches that can get horny watchin lesbians make out". I doubt it cuz one guy was groping her tit the whole time

Next car to the speaker,

Me: (opening spiel)
DG: I want a raptor box, quick!!
Me: A what now?
DG: A raptor box!!!
Me: I have no idea what a raptor box is sir...
DG: IT WAS ON YOUR COMMERCIAL!!! It said to come get a raptor box while supplies last!!!
Me: We don't carry raptor boxes sir.....
DG: So basically, I just sat in line for 10 minutes (try 5) to get something you don't even have?!!!!!
Me: I guess so sir.
DG: Can you at least tell me what store does carry it?
Me: Sir, I have never heard of a raptor box before in my life. I don't know of any store that carrys them.
DG: WELL THANKS FOR NOTHING BITCH!!!
Me: Your welcome. (at this point I was fed up with customers and gave up on overly nice)

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!!!

Customer orders food at the speaker. It sounds like a guy mimicking a girls voice. He...she...it(?) pulls up to 10 feet away from the window.

Me: Hello how are you? (it looks kinda like a guy)
It: Oh baby this poor girl just can't reach that far!

Well maybe if you didn't park 10 feet away you wouldn't have to reach that far...
It pays, gets it's change, and later I discover it is a guy.

Me: There you go *holds out bag*
Girly boy: Uhhh...ohhhh....ahhhh...AHHHH....AHHHHH (he sounded like a girl having an orgasm while he was reaching for the bag) Ohhhhhh...OHHHHH...I...I....GOT IT!!!!
Me:.....

[Mytical]

Sadly people seem to not know the difference between Gay, Lesbian, or BiSexual. Since we don't wan't to get into fratching..enough said about that

There are a few people I think companies should give discounts too, and no offense to somebody not on the list. Military, elderly, Firefighters, Police, Nurses, and undertakers. The last might confuse people, but somebody who does that deserves a discount in my book. Employee discounts would of course be good as well.

Anyhow enough off topic ..what was my point again? Oh yeah, drunks are always fun to deal with

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Oh...my...damn. You got some interesting ones there.

[bainsidhe]

We never accepted bicycles or pedestrians in the drive thru because it was 1) a safety hazard for them and 2) a safety issue for us because the till was right next to the window and cyclists/pedestrians would nearly always drape themselves in the window.

[Mr Hero]

Are you able to combine your Lesbian Discount and your Pretty Girl Discount? That would be quite the savings and I can guarantee those girls will be eating out for quite some time.

We never accepted bicycles or pedestrians in the drive thru because it was 1) a safety hazard for them and 2) a safety issue for us because the till was right next to the window and cyclists/pedestrians would nearly always drape themselves in the window.

I had to do this once at Carl's Jr. I wanted a burger and the lobby was already closed. Hopefully they were fine with it.

[Mytical]

Are you able to combine your Lesbian Discount and your Pretty Girl Discount? That would be quite the savings and I can guarantee those girls will be eating out for quite some time.

Boooo! No more comments from me though.

[Kisa]

We never accepted bicycles or pedestrians in the drive thru because it was 1) a safety hazard for them and 2) a safety issue for us because the till was right next to the window and cyclists/pedestrians would nearly always drape themselves in the window.

We don't usually accept walk thru customers either We only did it this once because we had no customers at the moment.
And to Hero, sadly those girls didn't qualify for either discount They weren't pretty according to my coworker the babe detector, and I think they made up the lesbian thing hoping to arouse the men in the store and get free stuff

[Mytical]

Either that or they do not understand the word.

[dalesys]

Are you able to combine your Lesbian Discount and your Pretty Girl Discount? That would be quite the savings and I can guarantee those girls will be eating out for quite some time....

These insinnuendoes just keep slipping in, don't they?

[Mytical]

These insinnuendoes just keep slipping in, don't they?

What? Where? I am shocked I tell you, shocked...

[Nyoibo]

Depending on where you live, it is also illegal to ride a bike while intoxicated.

[Draco]

And probably illegal to drive that tractor drunk as well. Still a motor vehicle.

[fireheart]

Depending on where you live, it is also illegal to ride a bike while intoxicated.

Your knowledge implies you've done this before

And wow you've got some nuts there.

Both the McDonalds and Hungry Jacks near me have a sign saying they'll only serve people on motorcycles or in a car.

[jnd4rusty]

I detest when people park far from the window, I said the heck with that!! I now just lean out so far and make the customer stretch or get out of their car. I have a bad back and leaning out the drive window aggravates it (only if I have been at it for a long period of time). I am not going to make my back hurt worse for idiots who don't know how to drive!! I get some dirty looks but I just pretend I can't lean out any further even though I probably could.

[XCashier]

I detest when people park far from the window, I said the heck with that!! I now just lean out so far and make the customer stretch or get out of their car. I have a bad back and leaning out the drive window aggravates it (only if I have been at it for a long period of time). I am not going to make my back hurt worse for idiots who don't know how to drive!! I get some dirty looks but I just pretend I can't lean out any further even though I probably could.

I don't know if it's because they can't drive, or because they want to get a good look at the drive through girl's cleavage. Either way, if they're too far from the window, that's their fault, they can bloody well walk up and get their damned food!