Crochety old ladies

[AquaGirl]

Note: I am sick. I have a headache, nausea, chills and a fever. Since my company allows x number of absences before a writeup and I am at the limit here I sit. In no mood for evil granny.

SC: Im gonna pay $100 on Friday, tell the man.
Me: you can do that ma'am-however your past due balance is $134.57 and without that amount we can't deliver.
SC: the lady told me a hundred! That's what I'm paying.
Mek. But we can't leave water.
SC: Im 85 years old! I need water! Wait til you get my age! I guess I'll pay it and go without food!
Me:...ma'am.I am sorry...but it would be wrong of me to lie about what you owe and then have you be without water-
SC: I'LL PAY IT! DID YOU HEAR ME?.ARE YOU DEAF? IM 85 AND I HEAR BETTER THAN YOU!

click (thank GOD)

Bonus email from a customer recreated caps and all:

Um I buy you water ALL THE TIME and I need COUPONS! I went on you website and all your advertising is WATER DELIVERY SERVICE!? I need to know something do you care about customers or not? I looked for helpful information and all I found was nothing!

[HawaiianShirts]

SC: Im 85 years old! I need water!

I'm 29. I also need water. What's your point?

Also, I have a faucet from which I can obtain said water when my preferred water sources are unavailable.

[Kisa]

In hospitals, the donor organs go to the healthier, younger people. Heathy 30 year old trumps 85 year old granny. If we apply this same logic to water, you can say technically YOU need water more

[Cerys]

Good point. Also - 'madam, you are already wrinkly. There is no hope for you. I, on the other hand, am as smooth and moist as a dew-drenched mushroom on a May morning, and need to remain so. Have a nice day.'

[Kisa]

Good point. Also - 'madam, you are already wrinkly. There is no hope for you. I, on the other hand, am as smooth and moist as a dew-drenched mushroom on a May morning, and need to remain so. Have a nice day.'

I wonder what grandma could say to that besises "I'LL GET YOU FIRED!!"
Bring it on granny... Fire-d

[Mr Hero]

I wonder what grandma could say to that besises "I'LL GET YOU FIRED!!"

That's fine, but there still won't be any water to douse the fire.

[MoonCat]

Good point. Also - 'madam, you are already wrinkly. There is no hope for you. I, on the other hand, am as smooth and moist as a dew-drenched mushroom on a May morning, and need to remain so. Have a nice day.'

This is so totally great I don't know what to say except WIN!

[Cerys]

Thankyou muchly

[chainedbarista]

SC: the lady told me a hundred! That's what I'm paying.

while that's what you heard and choose to pay, that still leaves an outstanding balance of $34.57; it would be a shame to have to send such a small amount into collections, risking your credit rating and future delivery status, but, seeing how it is a part of the full amount due, we still have to charge.

will that be cash, check or card?

[Becks]

'madam, you are already wrinkly. There is no hope for you. I, on the other hand, am as smooth and moist as a dew-drenched mushroom on a May morning, and need to remain so. Have a nice day.'

It's now my life's ambition to find a way to use that as a Facebook status.

[Cerys]

Glad to be of service

[EricKei]

Re the coupon guy: The fact that coupons aren't all over yer site suggests that you're getting plenty of business as it is, and you don't NEED to give out discounts ^_^