Diarrhea massacre

[Bright_Star]

It was jetting out of him at such a rate that it actually propelled him around the room...?

The ONLY way he could have gotten shit on the damn mirror is IF he smeared it on there himself with his hands! There's NO WAY that even the most explosive blow-out could do that. trust me, I've cleaned my share of blow-outs.

[Cerys]

Even if he was actually zooming around the place, defying gravity like an escaped high-pressure hose or an accidentally-released party balloon?

Edit - seriously, though - ugh. My heart goes out to anyone who's had to deal with that kind of ... well, shit, literally.

[Eireann]

"The Steakhouse Incident" goes into minute detail of how a night out can turn into an explosion of nightmarish proportions. Don't read it if you have a weak stomach. It's funny as hell, though.

[Cerys]

I don't have a weak stomach. However -

And there was no friggin' toilet paper.

- made me giggle so hard I may have pulled a muscle.

[XCashier]

Why can't people not suck?

That is a question for the ages, asked by many sages, over the entire existance of the human race.

Cookies. All around.

Considering the subject of the OP, I think I'll skip the gooey chocolate ones...

[gremcint]

to quote spoony : taco bell the only places where the toilets need seatbelts.

also
from daddy daycare http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osAhJ_Kl_J0

[GiggityGiggityGoo]

This reminds me, I need to buy some chocolate pudding next time I'm at the market.

[Syriilord]

Even if he was actually zooming around the place, defying gravity like an escaped high-pressure hose or an accidentally-released party balloon?

This reminds me of one of the participants in the final battle of the movie 'Tokyo Gore Police'.

During the fight the police chief gets his legs cut off, then injects something into his stumps, which causes the blood to flow out of the wounds with such force that he is literally flying around the room for the rest of the fight.

[xaenon]

LOL man I just would've quit

I dunno..... My sympathies go out to anyone who's had to deal with that sort of thing. I've been there myself. Yes, it sucks.

But a pair of rubber gloves and a few minutes of yuck are a small price to pay, I think, to avoid the humiliation and hardship of a job search - particularly now.

My night job is 'janitor'.... at a truck stop. So, yeah, there's a large supply of latex gloves onhand at all times. And hand sanitizer. LOTS of hand sanitizer.

[Cerys]

This reminds me of one of the participants in the final battle of the movie 'Tokyo Gore Police'.]

Just seen the clip - I'm thinking faster, browner, and more chaotic.

... I've thought about this too much, haven't I?

[dalesys]

... I've thought about this too much, haven't I?

Your psych diagnosis is: OPD!



Obsessive Propulsive Disease, of curse!

[Cerys]

I have a four-year-old daughter. I have been corrupted.

[Hitokiri Akins]

Had another diarrhea incident, though far more tame; just a clogged toilet, but the brown stuff was all over the place in the toilet. Just got off and immediately went to the first available computer to talk abou this crap. (Pun intended. )

[Seshat]

How the hell do they manage to get it anywhere but on the toilet and the seat???? I've never understood that. I've had explosive diarrhea. I managed to get a bit of it on the seat, but the rest all went in the bowl

I've hit the floor on severe and sudden occasions. Not to mention (of course) pants needing special treatment before being fit to go into the washing machine. (And I have never expected a stranger to clean up after me, and a carer/family only when I was just too damn sick to do it myself.)

But the floor is understandable. The seat is understandable. I can even understand, in extreme cases, the lower parts of the wall or some of the exposed toilet (eg the P or S bend piping).

But ... not some of what you guys have described. That takes effort and intentionality.

[Zaiida]

It was jetting out of him at such a rate that it actually propelled him around the room...?

Great visual of a shit rocketman zooming around the bathroom.

That sounds awful, sorry you had to clean it up. I would have thrown up and run out of there.