Can I strangle you? Please?

[Kisa]

Today I took orders on drive thru for about 30 minutes, then got moved to the back to make food. Thanks to this little swap in the lineup, my day was actually pretty good. I only had 2 SC's to deal with while taking orders.

I don't think you have a clue what you want lady

Me: *opening spiel*
Sucky Lady: I'm good.
Me: That's good to hear. Go ahead whenever you're ready.
SL: Ok. I want 2 soft tacos with no lettuce.
Me: *enters 2 soft -lettuce* Ok.
SL: And I want one of those burritos with the crunchies in them.
Me: That's the beef crunch burrito, but we don't have those any longer.
SL: Ok then I want a chicken burrito.
Me: *enters chicken burrito*
SL: Why did you ring up a chicken burrito! I never said that!
Me: Sorry mam I thought you JUST said chicken burrito.
SL: No! I said a #1!
Me: Did you want the Deal #1(medium pop, chicken burrito, doritos)?
SL: Nooo! I want a #1!
Me: We have the Deal #1, the Combo#1, or the PH 1. Which one do you want?
SL: What's the difference?
Me: The Combo 1 is a burrito supreme, a taco supreme and a large pop. The PH 1 is a supreme pizza, an order of breadsticks and a large pop. The Deal 1 is a chicken burrito, a medium drink and a bag or doritos.
SL: Ohh... Well I want the Deal 1 with the chicken burrito.
Me: *facepalms* Ok... *changes order* What did you want to drink with tha
SL: WHY did you give me 2 soft tacos?!!
Me: Didn't you say you wan
SL: I NEVER said that!

Yeah sure.

Me: *deletes order*
SL: I wanted nachos!
Me: Just nachos and cheese?
SL: No. The small ones with everything on them.
Me: The nacho supreme?
SL: Is that what it is?
Me: Thats the smaller one, yes.
SL: Ok well I want that.
Me: *enters nacho supreme*
SL: Whats on that anyway?
Me: Beef, beans, nacho cheese, sour cream and tomatoes.
SL: That isn't what I want. I want the one with only meat and cheese.
Me: *we have no such item, so I delete the nacho supreme and add beef to the cheesy nachos to make that item.* What did you want to drink?
SL: I didn't want a drink!
Me: The drink comes with the Deal 1...
SL: Oh...then Mountain Dew.
Me: Is that it?
SL: Yes.
Me: Is the order correct on the screen?
SL: Yes.
Me: Second window please.
SL: Thank you so much sweetheart! You have a great day!
Me: .....

We don't have bacon

Me: *opening spiel*
SC: Good. I want a pepperoni pizza with bacon.
Me: We don't carry bacon.
SC: Well why not?
Me: We only sell cheese, pepperoni and supreme pizzas. We only carry toppings for those pizzas.
SC: But you're Pizza Place!
Me: Actually, we're Taco Place and Pizza Place Express. Express only carry's those 3 pan pizza's and single orders of breadsticks.
SC: Thats effing stupid...*drives off*

Ok then...

[emax4]

Too bad she was at the drive though. Otherwise I would have instructed her to write her order down. She says, "No I didn't want that?", then you can rub it back in her face with the physical proof.

[Syriilord]

I dunno, I kinda agree with #2 there. All businesses should sell tasty, tasty bacon. Regardless of what they actually do.

[iradney]

I dunno, I kinda agree with #2 there. All businesses should sell tasty, tasty bacon. Regardless of what they actually do.

I can see it now
"Thanks for having your brakes checked at Brakes R Us! For only $2, you also get an order of crispy bacon!"

[Cerys]

Mmmmm. Bacon.

[jjc927]

Sounds like that woman in the first story has split personalities or something...

[MoonCat]

I could do that at work. "Today's special is place your ad to sell your car and we'll give you free bacon."

Y'know, this could work....

[chainedbarista]

wow, sc #1, schizophrenic or was i missing something?

mm, bacon with your bike, bacon with your checkup, bacon at the dentist and bacon while he's writing up your ticket. nice.

[Lachrymose]

I can see it now
"Thanks for having your brakes checked at Brakes R Us! For only $2, you also get an order of crispy bacon!"

Mmmmmm. Brakon.

[Kisa]

wow, sc #1, schizophrenic or was i missing something?

Nope... You didn't miss anything. She would say she wanted something, then get super pissed off and say she never ordered that. Weirrddddnessss O.O

[Mr Hero]

Sounds like that woman in the first story has split personalities or something...

I want to speak to Dana.

[Mytical]

I want to speak to Dana.

There is no Dana, their is only Zuul (spelling?)

[Hotfoot]

Bacon in everything?

Video Games Know What's Up

There's progress being made...

[bustedff]

Damn it. I want bacon now... lol

[pageantmama]

I can see it now
"Thanks for having your brakes checked at Brakes R Us! For only $2, you also get an order of crispy bacon!"

MMM, I would so get my brakes checked there. Even if they did not need it