thorw him OUT!

[HotelMinion]

Well, for once, it's not the customer being sucky but his ho. But he brought her in, so it counts, right? :P

So let me regale you with the tale of a young guy and his ho.

Me: Hi!
YG: Young guy
GH: Gorgeous Sucky Ho


YG & GSH: (smack into the automatic doors) X_X x_x

Me: (recognizes YG) (Opens door): Hello sir.

YG: (blinks) Ummmm....yeah....my...key doesn't work in the outside reader.

Me: (fighting another eyeroll).... That is your credit card, sir.

YG: Silly me!

GSH: (laughs) OMG he's terrible! You should throw him out!

YG: So um can you make me another? (Shows ID)

GSH: (stares at me) Really, you should just throw him out!

Me: (fake smile at her) Heh?

GSH: (practically screams) THROW HIM OUT THROW HIM OUT THROW--! (laughs)

Me: WTF

YG: (smiles sheepishly)....

Me: (hurriedly gives him his key to send the crazy ho away) Have a good night!

YG: Thanks. Heh.

GSH: (chanting) THROW HIM OUT THROW HIM OUT THROW HIM OUT THROW HIM OUTTTTTT! HA HA HA HA HA (stares at me)

Me:....

I think she was expecting me to laugh at her so called wit. Sorry, I only laugh when it's funny, ho!

[nicolecj]

So, out of curiousity, are we calling her a ho for any reason? Did you know her from regular visits? Or was it his girlfriend/fiance/wife whom had a horrible sense of humor and/or tact?

[PepperElf]

I am picturing either a very trashy girlfriend or someone he rented for the evening. was i close?

[Blade_Raver]

I bet YG paid GSH before he even stepped foot into the place.

GSH wanted to get paid for nothing by using you as an excuse to throw him out.