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  • #31
    Lupo, I will make you cookies. What kind you want? Then I just have to figure out how to shove them through the intertubes....

    Quoth Sarah Valentine View Post
    Seconded, and you get a slice of strawberry lemonade cake.
    This is completely off-topic, but....strawberry lemonade cake? I must find a recipe for this!

    Quoth Mr Hero View Post
    Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Lupo! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty
    Quoth Cerys View Post
    A spanking! A spanking! There's going to be a spanking!

    (But only after the cookies.)
    I was thinking more the comfy chair....
    It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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    • #32
      Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
      So, I apologize, fellow CSers...

      Am I forgiven...?
      Apologize? Forgiven? For what?

      This bitch broke her contract in multiple ways, bitched and moaned and belittled you, threw a fit over something she caused herself, demanded contact information that she has no business having, and then, when given a great deal by only being charged 1/8th of what she owed the business, threw another shit fit over the price of a coffee.

      The only thing you should apologize for is apologizing for putting her in her place. The rest is pure gold.

      Fuck that bitch.

      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is       Still A Customer."

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      • #33
        Quoth Pagan View Post
        This is completely off-topic, but....strawberry lemonade cake? I must find a recipe for this!
        You and me both!
        "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
        - Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V

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        • #34
          Need the recipe for strawberry lemonade cake! Please....?
          Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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          • #35
            Quoth Cerys View Post
            A spanking! A spanking! There's going to be a spanking!

            (But only after the cookies.)
            I hear Lupo quoting my toddler sister:

            "No panks! Jes tisses!"
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #36
              I have just melted.

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              • #37
                Quoth Cerys View Post
                I have just melted.
                o.O

                Um. Why??

                It's not my fault!!

                (Just...establishing my innocence right here and now, is all)

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                • #38
                  Small-child-speak. In the right hands its cuteness turns me into a puddle of maternal goo.

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                  • #39
                    Quoth Jester View Post
                    This bitch broke her contract in multiple ways, bitched and moaned and belittled you, threw a fit over something she caused herself, demanded contact information that she has no business having, and then, when given a great deal by only being charged 1/8th of what she owed the business, threw another shit fit over the price of a coffee.
                    Jester's right about that one. Ban that
                    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                    Who is John Galt?
                    -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                    • #40
                      Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                      .So, I apologize, fellow CSers, for lying about a very real disability. I do have problems with numbers sometimes, but have never been diagnosed, but it shut her up, and finally got her out of my hair. It'd been a long week and I was tired and stressed, which will have more explanation in my Morons in Management thread later today and this weekend.

                      Am I forgiven...?
                      What's to forgive? I actually have dyscalculia. I can't even manage simple ratio and proportion very well

                      Nonetheless, I consider your use to be awesome pwnage. Well done! Have a

                      Quoth chainedbarista View Post
                      wait, she was waived from paying a $200 fee and she threw a fit over a measly $25? she has no business in higher education if she can't figure out she got the deal of a century. i wonder how she reacts when there's an issue with tuition?
                      Financial aid pays for her tuition. She pays not a dime out of pocket, I can guarantee it.
                      They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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                      • #41
                        Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                        o.O

                        Um. Why??
                        *** quietly sneaks off with the ***
                        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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                        • #42
                          Quoth Sarah Valentine View Post
                          Seconded, and you get a slice of strawberry lemonade cake.
                          Quoth Pagan View Post
                          This is completely off-topic, but....strawberry lemonade cake? I must find a recipe for this!
                          Quoth Kogarashi View Post
                          You and me both!
                          Quoth Marmalady View Post
                          Need the recipe for strawberry lemonade cake! Please....?
                          Since I was given a slice of strawberry lemon cake, I will share the recipes.

                          Recipe #1 This one is from scratch and looks like it might be the best.

                          Recipe #2 I pick this one for second place.

                          Recipe #3

                          Recipe #4 Similar to #3.

                          Note: I have not tried these.
                          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                          • #43
                            Lupo, you rock. You know you rock..we know you rock. I do have one issue with how you reacted though. There was no pile driver, this ending needed a pile driver on the SC.
                            Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                            • #44
                              Quoth Mytical View Post
                              Lupo, you rock. You know you rock..we know you rock. I do have one issue with how you reacted though. There was no pile driver, this ending needed a pile driver on the SC.
                              Heh, couple problems with the pile driver scenario.

                              1. I'm a klutz, and would probably hurt myself more.
                              2. CS doesn't condone violence, remember?
                              3. I'm a klutz.
                              4. That would involve bodily contact with her, and who knows if her particular brand of stupid is contagious...
                              5. Did I mention I'm a klutz? I've injured myself with paperclips before! :P

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                              • #45
                                Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                                who knows if her particular brand of stupid is contagious...
                                I always act upon the assumption that ALL forms of the Stupid Virus (Idioticus Widespreadii) are contagious, and that many of us are simply immune to MOST forms of it...But I just wanna be sure just in case I ever encounter a form that will affect me
                                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                                Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                                "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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