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We don't drop twenties until the people who gave them to us are out the door and even if we do drop them right away, we tend to remember the 50s and 100s because they're the only things we mark with the marker (and the safe has a screen that tells you the last amount you dropped for about a minute after you dropped it).
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excellently done on #1
if you could have gotten away with it, I'd have given him as many ones as possible.
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My ex used to pay his child support to me in $100 bills. Such a huge pain in the a** for me. I'd never drop that on a poor cashier; I get all apologetic when I don't have anything smaller than a $20!Quoth XCashier View Post
I HATED those jerks who insisted on paying for a tiny purchase with a $100 bill! Usually first thing in the morning too. Then, of course, they get so huffy and bent out of shape when they get a thick stack of fives and ones for change. Dumbass, you need a $100 broken, go to a bank! Or better yet, when you get money from your check, request $20s or smaller. Trust me, nobody is impressed with your penis substitute$100 bill.
Great pwnage. I hope it teaches him a lesson, but sincerely doubt it will.
He refused to get a bank account or a wallet. His philosophy was that he loses wallets, so if he doesn't have one then he can't lose it!
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