GIMME SOME OF THAT THAR NAPALM

[plantlvr]

OMFG we have that shit at my job, back in receiving awaiting... 'what', I don't know.
I had to pull only one of those back a few months because of
' safety issues' but the same shit in different sizes were left on the shelf...I remember thinking something isn't right about this recall...smells like a shit sandwich and it is.
I grew up in the 60's and 70's and we had a saying,' The FUCKING MAN' Yep....

[XCashier]

Nice to know there's been a "use" found for Greek fire.

The original recipe for Greek Fire was lost to the ages. Perhaps it's been discovered again in the swamp?

[Pagan]

Because the fuel itself is a gel, water won't necessarily extinguish it if it ignites and it clings to your skin.

Nice to know there's been a "use" found for Greek fire.

[rose_metal_nz]

Sounds like a temptation to let natural selection run it's course

[MoonCat]

Time for a bonfire in the parking lot. Is anybody parked in the fire lane?

[Mr Hero]

I love the smell of napalm in the Swamp. Smells like victory.

[Elspeth]

I was thinking the same thing Ellf. I could have a lot of fun with that and idiot drivers.

[Ellf]

The inner pyro in me wants one. The Customer Service person in me is severely trying to beat the inner pyro in me down.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

At the swamp, we carry a product called Napa Firelites. It's a decorative ceramic pot, with a reservoir inside for a gel fuel specifically designed for it, and you fill up the pot with the fuel, light the wick and have an outdoor candle.

Or at least we used to carry it, because it's been recalled due to a nasty tendency to blow up in people's faces as fuel is added. Because the fuel itself is a gel, water won't necessarily extinguish it if it ignites and it clings to your skin. So we have five shopping carts of pots and gel fuel in the backroom awaiting disposition. They absolutely can't go back to the floor unless and until corporate says it's okay.

And as luck would have it, those pots are prominently featured in our Super Duper Uber Mega Super Stupendous Lowest Prices of the Season sale flyer, at a significant discount, so people today were asking where they could find them, and I had to tell them they weren't available due to the recall.

It may surprise you, or not, to learn that several people wouldn't take no for an answer. A couple people complained "false advertising!!!!111!!one!" because we had something in our ad that wasn't available. Another insisted I go in the back and get her a pot and fuel anyway.

Y'know, if it weren't for liability laws and me needing to work to live, I'd be severely tempted to supply these pots of napalm to those idiots, so that they may literally DIAF. Seriously, no means no, and there are signs in the patio department indicating the fire pots have been recalled and are not available. Why must people continue to press the issue?