Did you just come from an orgy??? Gross and poss. NSFW!

[Laund-o-rama Mama]

....no pun intended from the title, I swear.

I'm going to try to be delicate in describing this. The other day I was sorting this upstanding young gent's laundry. (We have drop-off customers who pay an extra fee to have us wash/dry/fold their stuff.)

Now, I am pretty hard to gross out. Also, I try not to be judgmental about dirty laundry. We are all biological creatures and sometimes sweat and pee and poo and blood and throw-up is inevitable. It doesn't bother me in SMALL amounts.

But this guy's laundry was positively COVERED in semen! Not just one pair of underwear, oh no! There were at least 6 pairs of briefs and a few Tshirts encrusted with it!! And not just a little, but great dried gobs of it!!!



I was manning the counter the next day when he arrived to pick it up. I really tried not to blush beet red!

[Amanita]

Damn, where's a good Bukkake joke when you need one?

[BeenThereDoneThat]

I guess he must have been proud of himself and figured he'd show off...I would have been way too embarrassed to drop off laundry as nasty as that!!

[Marmalady]

*presses the PA system button*

"Calling Sheldon to the Sucky Customers forum..... That's Sheldon to the Sucky Customers forum please...."

[DeltaSierra]

*presses the PA system button*

"Calling Sheldon to the Sucky Customers forum..... That's Sheldon to the Sucky Customers forum please...."

I just spewed my tea all over my monitor!!!

[Bright_Star]

You wore gloves when you were handling that, right?

[dendawg]

Damn, where's a good Bukkake joke when you need one?

There's just something about her.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Damn. Busy guy I guess.

I got nothin'.

[fireheart]

*presses the PA system button*

"Calling Sheldon to the Sucky Customers forum..... That's Sheldon to the Sucky Customers forum please...."

Dammit I NEARLY spewed Coke all over my monitor.

I have to wonder if the guy was giving or receiving tho It may not necessarily be HIS semen. He may not necessarily have been cumming around...

ETA: Hey look, I found Sheldon!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Sucky customers always seem to cum in spurts. They ought to be made to ejaculate the premises.

[blas]

Irving, get over here. Radish whipping time.

This is not something to be squirting your pants giggling at.

[Sheldonrs]

*presses the PA system button*

"Calling Sheldon to the Sucky Customers forum..... That's Sheldon to the Sucky Customers forum please...."

That's NOT the PA System button but feel free to keep pressing it. ;-)

[Laund-o-rama Mama]

You wore gloves when you were handling that, right?

OH yes, I most certainly WAS!

I have to wonder if the guy was giving or receiving tho It may not necessarily be HIS semen. He may not necessarily have been cumming around...

If it was all his, then he was a champ!

[MoonCat]

That right there would have made me quit that job. Ewww. Got an incinerator handy?

[Arwyn Q]

I guess this guy would be the literal take on the "Jizz In My Pants" video and you would be the "Puke In My Mouth" version

(Look them up on YouTube if you don't know what I'm talking about, best five minutes you'll ever spend)