Did you just come from an orgy??? Gross and poss. NSFW!

[Laund-o-rama Mama]

I have seen "Jizz In My Pants" but not "Puke In My Mouth"...

*goes to watch*

*reads comments* Holy crap they are hating on them something fierce!

[HotelMinion]

Ewwwwww. I'm glad you wore gloves. I would've worn a HazMat suit and used a ten foot pole! >_< Seriously that's just nasty. Bet he didn't even have a smidgen of shame. :P

[Zellie Crescent]

I was having a shitty day and this cheered me right up and made me laugh.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Irving, get over here. Radish whipping time.

This is not something to be squirting your pants giggling at.

Oh, now I get the jizz-t of it. I showed too much spunk and now need to be spanked.

[PepperElf]

I just spewed my tea all over my monitor!!!

Spewed... apparently the customer did too.

[KhirasHY]

Damn, where's a good Bukkake joke when you need one?

I want to get a bunch of Japanese men to pour lukewarm coffee on a woman's face. I'll call it Bucoffee and make millions.

[Sheldonrs]

I want to get a bunch of Japanese men to pour lukewarm coffee on a woman's face. I'll call it Bucoffee and make millions.

What a coincidence! I want to open a chain of coffee shops called StarFucks!

[KhirasHY]

Join me, and we shall rule the galaxy as father and son (in a strictly customer hating relationship)...

[Arwyn Q]

What a coincidence! I want to open a chain of coffee shops called StarFucks!

Do all the baristas have to look like failed actors/actresses with sex tapes?

[Bunny the Veggie Slayer]

Damn, where's a good Bukkake joke when you need one?

I want to get a bunch of Japanese men to pour lukewarm coffee on a woman's face. I'll call it Bucoffee and make millions.

What a coincidence! I want to open a chain of coffee shops called StarFucks!

Do all the baristas have to look like failed actors/actresses with sex tapes?

You sit around for ages then a whole bunch come one after another

[Laund-o-rama Mama]

You sit around for ages then a whole bunch come one after another

bah dum TISH!

[Jester]

Amusingly, I can actually picture what may have happened, assuming that was not all his. (If it was, I think we ALL know what happened!)

How can I picture this? Well, four of the last six years, I have been the DJ for the pool parties of a convention that comes through town.

A swingers convention.

Hey, it didn't bother me....everyone paid to be there, lots of people I know would have killed to be there, and here I was, being PAID to be there.

It was, to say the least, very interesting. And no, you really don't want the details.

Sucky customers always seem to cum in spurts. They ought to be made to ejaculate the premises.

The puns are terrible. Why are you guys suck dicks about this sort of stuff?

I guess this guy would be the literal take on the "Jizz In My Pants" video and you would be the "Puke In My Mouth" version

(Look them up on YouTube if you don't know what I'm talking about, best five minutes you'll ever spend)

Mommy, hold my hand....I'm scared!

EDITED TO ADD: Just went and watched both videos. Both were hilarious! The line about Tom Cruise in Valkyrie cracked me up!

[Bunny the Veggie Slayer]

Make sure you check out their "Like a Boss" vid. It's MIM in action.

[Laund-o-rama Mama]

(If it was, I think we ALL know what happened!)

Lonely, lonely all-day spanking session?

[dalesys]

And least he didn't show up at the laudromat with his pillow stuck to his head.