Deliver-y me from evil
SC=SC
CW=Co Worker
Me=me
M= manager
<in furniture department>
SC: Hi I'd like one of your futons.
CW: Okay, sir let me get a flatbed cart, and I'll get your futon for you.<to me> Hey Grape can you help me with this carry-out?
Me: Sure.
CW gets the flatbed cart, he and I lift tyhe futon on to it and we accompany the SC up to the front, he pays.
SC: Okay here's my address.
CW: sir, we don't deliver.
SC: What?? How dare you not deliver! It's illegal for you not to deliver!
CW: Sir, I..
SC: Shut up!! Deliver this or I'll call the sheriff and have you arrested! I'm friends with the sheriff and the chief of police! I'll have you arrested!
Me: Sir I'm sorry but me don't...
SC: You mean you won't! I'm gonna get you to fired AND arrested.
SC gets manager
M: Hi how..
SC: Your idiots here say that they cannot deliver this to my home. Fire them! That is an illegal act! It's illegal not to deliver! It's discrimination!
M: Sir, do not insult my employees, they are right, we do not deliver.
SC: Oh, F-ck you all. Jesus!
M: Sir please do not use profanity.
SC: FINE! I'll get my truck! But I'm reporting you all to the police! and the sheriff!
< we load the guy's truck after we place it in, he swings the flat hitting my feet and knock me off balance. I fall.>
SC: That's what you get for not delivering! HA!
M: Sir, leave now! If tou try and hurt one of my associates again I will call the police!
SC: Oh, running to the man are we! Pigs!<speeds off
M: <to me> you okay?
Me: Yeah.
M: You sure you hit your head.
Me: Well, I'll call the paramedics and have you checked out.
<The medics come and , at the end of the day they say i have a mild to moderate concussion> The SC got banned. Corporate upheld his banishment.
ID idiocy
SC: SC
Me: me
CSM: CSM
M: manager
SC: Okay gimme a carton of Newport box 100's.
ME: May I see ID , ma'am?
SC: No!
Me: Than I'm afraid I can't sell you these cigarettes.
SC: Well, in that case here!,shows me high school ID which has no birth date>
Me: I'm sorry, but me can't accept this.
SC: It's ID!!!
Me: I need something that proves you're old enough to buy cigarettes.
SC: F-ck that, I ain't lettin' you steal my identity! I'm i senior and I'm old enough and I'm a customer and the customer is always right!
Me: I'm sorry without a proper ID I can't sell you these.
SC: Get me yo' supervisor!
< I call a CSM>
CSM: Hi..
SC: He won't accept my ID !!
CSM: Grape, why did you refuse to accept her ID.
Me: It has no birth date on it, I cxannot verify her age!
CSM: I know she's old enough! she's my friend!
Me: I can't sell cigarettes without proper ID.
CSM: DO . That's an order!
Me: No.
CSM: Get off the register!
<CSM puts in a birthdate and lets SC have her cigs>
CSM: I'll report you to a manager for insubordination and customer disrespect.
I talk to a manager later and she says not to worry about it, and I did the right thing. The CSM is later fired and arrested for stealing $200 from a co-worker.
SC=SC
CW=Co Worker
Me=me
M= manager
<in furniture department>
SC: Hi I'd like one of your futons.
CW: Okay, sir let me get a flatbed cart, and I'll get your futon for you.<to me> Hey Grape can you help me with this carry-out?
Me: Sure.
CW gets the flatbed cart, he and I lift tyhe futon on to it and we accompany the SC up to the front, he pays.
SC: Okay here's my address.
CW: sir, we don't deliver.
SC: What?? How dare you not deliver! It's illegal for you not to deliver!
CW: Sir, I..
SC: Shut up!! Deliver this or I'll call the sheriff and have you arrested! I'm friends with the sheriff and the chief of police! I'll have you arrested!
Me: Sir I'm sorry but me don't...
SC: You mean you won't! I'm gonna get you to fired AND arrested.
SC gets manager
M: Hi how..
SC: Your idiots here say that they cannot deliver this to my home. Fire them! That is an illegal act! It's illegal not to deliver! It's discrimination!
M: Sir, do not insult my employees, they are right, we do not deliver.
SC: Oh, F-ck you all. Jesus!
M: Sir please do not use profanity.
SC: FINE! I'll get my truck! But I'm reporting you all to the police! and the sheriff!
< we load the guy's truck after we place it in, he swings the flat hitting my feet and knock me off balance. I fall.>
SC: That's what you get for not delivering! HA!
M: Sir, leave now! If tou try and hurt one of my associates again I will call the police!
SC: Oh, running to the man are we! Pigs!<speeds off
M: <to me> you okay?
Me: Yeah.
M: You sure you hit your head.
Me: Well, I'll call the paramedics and have you checked out.
<The medics come and , at the end of the day they say i have a mild to moderate concussion> The SC got banned. Corporate upheld his banishment.
ID idiocy
SC: SC
Me: me
CSM: CSM
M: manager
SC: Okay gimme a carton of Newport box 100's.
ME: May I see ID , ma'am?
SC: No!
Me: Than I'm afraid I can't sell you these cigarettes.
SC: Well, in that case here!,shows me high school ID which has no birth date>
Me: I'm sorry, but me can't accept this.
SC: It's ID!!!
Me: I need something that proves you're old enough to buy cigarettes.
SC: F-ck that, I ain't lettin' you steal my identity! I'm i senior and I'm old enough and I'm a customer and the customer is always right!
Me: I'm sorry without a proper ID I can't sell you these.
SC: Get me yo' supervisor!
< I call a CSM>
CSM: Hi..
SC: He won't accept my ID !!
CSM: Grape, why did you refuse to accept her ID.
Me: It has no birth date on it, I cxannot verify her age!
CSM: I know she's old enough! she's my friend!
Me: I can't sell cigarettes without proper ID.
CSM: DO . That's an order!
Me: No.
CSM: Get off the register!
<CSM puts in a birthdate and lets SC have her cigs>
CSM: I'll report you to a manager for insubordination and customer disrespect.
I talk to a manager later and she says not to worry about it, and I did the right thing. The CSM is later fired and arrested for stealing $200 from a co-worker.







), then tries to call you out for reporting him for something that really IS a crime!

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