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  • #16
    [QUOTE=Jay 2K Winger;915693
    Mind you, I'm saying this as a guy who, as a kid, was terrified of cicadas. Now, not so much.[/QUOTE]

    I'm not wigged out by the cicadas so much as annoyed at their noise. When they're nearby you can't hear anything else.

    And they'll pay absolutely no attention to my Mom when she's outside in her rocking chair yelling at them to shut the fk up or she's gonna come out there and pimp slap them.
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #17
      Quoth PatchO'Black View Post
      As has been noted, some people think it is safe to act like the rear part of Mr. Ed ....
      They're not "acting", Patch
      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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      • #18
        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
        I'm not wigged out by the cicadas so much as annoyed at their noise.
        What annoys me most about cicadas is the way my dog likes to snack on them.
        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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        • #19
          Quoth Kisa View Post
          They come out of the water. Apparently, the more there are, the healthier the lake is. Did they look like this? The yellow are males, the brown are females
          yep,like that. and i live in the boonies so we have tons of lakes and ponds. i think the two things coming off their tails were what freaked me out the most,lol.

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          • #20
            Quoth Laund-o-rama Mama View Post
            D...Did they taste good??
            Probably tastes like Sanity.

            Or chicken.

            All in all, probably chicken.
            Now a member of that alien race called Management.

            Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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            • #21
              Quoth Kisa View Post
              Come BAAACCKKKK!!!

              When a customer is abnormally quiet or hard to hear, we shut off out headset so we can hear the customer, but they can't hear us. It cuts out background noise and makes it a teeny bit easier to hear them. This gut was very hard to hear.

              Me: Go ahead when you're ready *off*
              SC: I'll...hello? Hello?
              Me: I'm here. *off*
              SC: Oh ok. I want a...hello?! HELLO!!!!??!!!!
              Me: I'm still here. *off*
              SC: Oh...I wa.....HELLO?!!!111!!!! Come back here!!!
              Me: I'm still here, sir. I never went anywhere.
              SC: I couldn't here you!!
              Me: Just because you can't hear me, doesn't mean I can't hear you.
              SC: Oh.....*grumbles*
              This part hand me laughing so hard. I never heard anybody refer to someone else as a gut.

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              • #22
                I just got to, the devil made me do this...

                What chu talkin about Willis? (cookies for reference)

                The tomatoes can now start flying.
                Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                • #23
                  Quoth Kisa View Post
                  They come out of the water. Apparently, the more there are, the healthier the lake is. Did they look like this? The yellow are males, the brown are females
                  We have those all over the place. Harmless, but annoying when you're trying to wash the glass of the windows/doors and they're too stupid to move!
                  "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Willis View Post
                    This part hand me laughing so hard. I never heard anybody refer to someone else as a gut.
                    Sorry... I was half asleep when I posted this, so I skipped the editing Fixed it!
                    Answers: $1
                    Correct Answers: $2
                    Answers that require thought: $5
                    Dumb looks are still free.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Mytical View Post
                      What chu talkin about Willis? (cookies for reference)
                      Diff'rent Strokes.

                      I prefer bacon-wrapped bacon cookies with ice cold milk
                      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                      Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                      "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                      • #26
                        Quoth EricKei View Post
                        I prefer bacon-wrapped bacon cookies with ice cold milk
                        Too bad! RetailWorkhorse snarfled your cookies away twixt hand and mouth!
                        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth dalesys View Post
                          Too bad! RetailWorkhorse snarfled your cookies away twixt hand and mouth!
                          O_O Nobody messes with my bacon. Cookies, I'm not so worried about; I stole those from some whiny emo loser, Darth Somethingorother, he always seems to have plenty....but BACON?! Surely you realize, this means WAH!
                          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                          "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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                          • #28
                            Quoth Kisa View Post
                            Sorry... I was half asleep when I posted this, so I skipped the editing Fixed it!
                            I'm sorry I really thought that was some new slang because I saw you use it once before in another thread IIRC. It sounded pretty funny though.

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                            • #29
                              Quoth EricKei View Post
                              I prefer bacon-wrapped bacon cookies with ice cold milk
                              *Chomp*

                              Quoth dalesys View Post
                              Too bad! RetailWorkhorse snarfled your cookies away twixt hand and mouth!
                              *FLEES~!*

                              Quoth EricKei View Post
                              O_O Nobody messes with my bacon. Cookies, I'm not so worried about; I stole those from some whiny emo loser, Darth Somethingorother, he always seems to have plenty....but BACON?! Surely you realize, this means WAH!
                              I eated yourz cookiez.
                              Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                              Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                              • #30
                                You know, I went to Taco Place last night and had almost no problems...the order taker did have to ask me to repeat my second item but big whoop. I was nice to him, he was nice to me, I got my food and took it home. Too bad the food wasn't so nice to me a while later (I'll keep eating there though!)
                                "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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