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Two cups and a string
(get your mind outta the gutter)
Me - again and again and again
WAWA family
near the end of dinner rush the phone rings and I answer (oh why OH WHY did I do that???)
me - <standard openning spiel>
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss
me (???) I'm sorry could you repeat that. I am having trouble hearing you.
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss
me (???) I'm sorry could you repeat that. I am having trouble hearing you.
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss
me (???) I'm sorry could you repeat that. I am having trouble hearing you.
at this point I could barely make out a male voice. the caller sounded like he was on a cell phone in the bottom of a mine shaft during a cave=in while a flood was raging 5 feet away and a torando just passed by.
WAWA - <crackle crackle> pizza <crackle crackle> <OK this might be bad cell reception but...> <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss
WAWA - pizza <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss
me - SIR I am having a VERY difficult time hearing you. the phone connection is VERY bad.
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss PIZZA <now the voice sounds like a woman>
lather rinse and repeat for another 2 minutes. Finally the connection "clears" for a brief moment
me - May I get your phone number please?????
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss 1
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WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss 2
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WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss 3
<yes they decided to PAUSE 10 seconds in between individual numbers>
Finally get the FULL phone number. NOW I have to get the address
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss 1
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WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss 5
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<again with the pausing 10 seconds inbetween numbers>
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WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss mumble mumble crackle crackle M.......RD
it took me another full 2 minutes to try and get the street name out of 2 different FRACKIN people. when I get the full address it turns out they live out in East NORTH "I'm waaaaayyyyyy the hell out in the boonies" Bumfuck
me - Oh that area is served by our <sister store YEAH let them deal with this>
Now I know that telephones have been around for like 130 years and wiring and the technonogy have been vastly improved and updated during that time. BUT this house must have been using the original wiring OR been in a near cell dead zone.
I WANT THOSE 6 MINUTES BACK PLEASE??????
You fail #614
at my store, if you get bad product we3 will either send you a new order OR give you a certain dollar amount of credit to be used toward your next order (this option is an entry in our paper credit book). Some have figured they can try and scam us by mentioning this "book"
me - again WHY DO I STILL HAVE HAIR???
DFS - Dumb Fuck Scammer wannabe
the phone rings. gues whpo answers it???
me - <standard openninng spiel>
DFS - yeah I have a credit in the book I would like to use.
me - OK. And may I have your phone number please
DFS - 123-4567
me - and when did this credit get issued?
DFS - last Tuesday
me - If you can hold on a moment I will check.
I put customer on hold and grab the credit book. I also put the phone number into our POS to check some things. I first check this month's entries. NOPE no entry. not really a problem. entry could be in the wrong month. NOPE not in previous month either. I then look on the POS screen. It shows this phone number has not ordered in 2 month. OK I go back to previous month and check again.
At this point I know we are getting an attempted scam. this is a manager problem. I grab the MOD and explain the stiuation. MOD gets on the phone and I listen on the sidelines.
the "customer" story now changes. the messed up order was from YESTERDAY durin lunch and (why this surprises anyone) the phone number changes. The MOD puts in the "new" phone number but no record is found. they also go through the POS to find a ticket from yesterday that matches what the order supposedly was around the time DFS "claims" they picked the order up.
NOPE NADA NOTHING (not surprising at all
) all the MOD ca do is tell DFS to call the store tomorrow AND TALK TO THE GM
BUSTED!!!!!!
Almost a loss for me
one of my last deliveries tonight was a wings only order. not anything out the ordinary.
we did however get a few calls right before I left on this particular delivery.
Me - again WHY????
DDA - Drunk dumb ass
DDAF - DDA's Friend
me <openning spiel>
DDA - YEAH is my order going to still be 20 minutes <sounds very drunk> ????
me - what is the address???
DDA - 519 Idiot st.
me - well that order will be delivered in a few minutes as I am just about to walk out the door with it.
DDA - OH Great your the driver!!!!! Well I will have to give you a GREAT BIG TIP. see you in a few <click>
now to pause. in the delivery biz the above line is one that EVERY driver knows is THE BIGGEST PILE of steaming meadow cow pie there is. we are talking swimming pool sized pile here. 95% of the time .... well you get the picture.
to conitnue
I hop in my car and drive to the address. DDA is out in front with DDAF and are engaged in conversation. DDAF mentions he is a cab driver and carries a firearm. DDA and DDAF approach me and DDA fumbles some money out of his pocket.
me - the total is $13.98.
DDA <hands me a $20 bill> and give me $15 back
me - ahhhh sorry I can not give you back that amount as that exceeds the amount of change
DDA OHHHHHHH OK give me $5 back <YUP just what I fugured>
at this point DDAF gives me a knowing look. I hand the bills to DDA and he staggers off. I turn and go back to my car
DDAF then reaches into HIS pocket and walks over to me. DDAF reaches out his hand and want to shake hands. kinda unusual but. when his hand getsm near mine I see a bill in his hand. DDAF palms me the bill and gives me a sympathic look. I get in my car and see that DDAF has given me a $5 bill.
YES there is justice in this world.
(get your mind outta the gutter)
Me - again and again and again
WAWA family
near the end of dinner rush the phone rings and I answer (oh why OH WHY did I do that???)
me - <standard openning spiel>
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss
me (???) I'm sorry could you repeat that. I am having trouble hearing you.
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss
me (???) I'm sorry could you repeat that. I am having trouble hearing you.
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss
me (???) I'm sorry could you repeat that. I am having trouble hearing you.
at this point I could barely make out a male voice. the caller sounded like he was on a cell phone in the bottom of a mine shaft during a cave=in while a flood was raging 5 feet away and a torando just passed by.
WAWA - <crackle crackle> pizza <crackle crackle> <OK this might be bad cell reception but...> <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss
WAWA - pizza <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss
me - SIR I am having a VERY difficult time hearing you. the phone connection is VERY bad.
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss PIZZA <now the voice sounds like a woman>
lather rinse and repeat for another 2 minutes. Finally the connection "clears" for a brief moment
me - May I get your phone number please?????
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss 1
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.
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WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss 2
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.
.
.
.
.
.
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss 3
<yes they decided to PAUSE 10 seconds in between individual numbers>
Finally get the FULL phone number. NOW I have to get the address
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss 1
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.
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.
.
.
.
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss 5
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.
.
.
<again with the pausing 10 seconds inbetween numbers>
....
WAWA - <crackle crackle crackle> mumble mumble snap crackle pop hiss mumble mumble crackle crackle M.......RD
it took me another full 2 minutes to try and get the street name out of 2 different FRACKIN people. when I get the full address it turns out they live out in East NORTH "I'm waaaaayyyyyy the hell out in the boonies" Bumfuck
me - Oh that area is served by our <sister store YEAH let them deal with this>
Now I know that telephones have been around for like 130 years and wiring and the technonogy have been vastly improved and updated during that time. BUT this house must have been using the original wiring OR been in a near cell dead zone.
I WANT THOSE 6 MINUTES BACK PLEASE??????
You fail #614
at my store, if you get bad product we3 will either send you a new order OR give you a certain dollar amount of credit to be used toward your next order (this option is an entry in our paper credit book). Some have figured they can try and scam us by mentioning this "book"
me - again WHY DO I STILL HAVE HAIR???
DFS - Dumb Fuck Scammer wannabe
the phone rings. gues whpo answers it???
me - <standard openninng spiel>
DFS - yeah I have a credit in the book I would like to use.
me - OK. And may I have your phone number please
DFS - 123-4567
me - and when did this credit get issued?
DFS - last Tuesday
me - If you can hold on a moment I will check.
I put customer on hold and grab the credit book. I also put the phone number into our POS to check some things. I first check this month's entries. NOPE no entry. not really a problem. entry could be in the wrong month. NOPE not in previous month either. I then look on the POS screen. It shows this phone number has not ordered in 2 month. OK I go back to previous month and check again.
At this point I know we are getting an attempted scam. this is a manager problem. I grab the MOD and explain the stiuation. MOD gets on the phone and I listen on the sidelines.
the "customer" story now changes. the messed up order was from YESTERDAY durin lunch and (why this surprises anyone) the phone number changes. The MOD puts in the "new" phone number but no record is found. they also go through the POS to find a ticket from yesterday that matches what the order supposedly was around the time DFS "claims" they picked the order up.
NOPE NADA NOTHING (not surprising at all
) all the MOD ca do is tell DFS to call the store tomorrow AND TALK TO THE GM BUSTED!!!!!!
Almost a loss for me
one of my last deliveries tonight was a wings only order. not anything out the ordinary.
we did however get a few calls right before I left on this particular delivery.
Me - again WHY????
DDA - Drunk dumb ass
DDAF - DDA's Friend
me <openning spiel>
DDA - YEAH is my order going to still be 20 minutes <sounds very drunk> ????
me - what is the address???
DDA - 519 Idiot st.
me - well that order will be delivered in a few minutes as I am just about to walk out the door with it.
DDA - OH Great your the driver!!!!! Well I will have to give you a GREAT BIG TIP. see you in a few <click>
now to pause. in the delivery biz the above line is one that EVERY driver knows is THE BIGGEST PILE of steaming meadow cow pie there is. we are talking swimming pool sized pile here. 95% of the time .... well you get the picture.
to conitnue
I hop in my car and drive to the address. DDA is out in front with DDAF and are engaged in conversation. DDAF mentions he is a cab driver and carries a firearm. DDA and DDAF approach me and DDA fumbles some money out of his pocket.
me - the total is $13.98.
DDA <hands me a $20 bill> and give me $15 back
me - ahhhh sorry I can not give you back that amount as that exceeds the amount of change
DDA OHHHHHHH OK give me $5 back <YUP just what I fugured>
at this point DDAF gives me a knowing look. I hand the bills to DDA and he staggers off. I turn and go back to my car
DDAF then reaches into HIS pocket and walks over to me. DDAF reaches out his hand and want to shake hands. kinda unusual but. when his hand getsm near mine I see a bill in his hand. DDAF palms me the bill and gives me a sympathic look. I get in my car and see that DDAF has given me a $5 bill.
YES there is justice in this world.
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